Zenigundam

I heard her voice over Fortnite. Young, but legal, waiting for her to accept my FR.

My heart is thumping out of my chest right now. 💖

*approaches quickly* Careful now, keyboard stud. *cracks knuckles*

I mean, before you guys knew of me, let's go back to my middle school days, I used to say really corny stuff like a cartoon villain, but since I've been known around this community, I upped my game to be of the, well the, alpha male variety? 🧐

*techno beats* (Hot club bitches start making out with me. So much liquor and ecstasy in my system that I don't even care that they're 21 year old cougars) 👨‍💼🤳🕺💖

*Makes out with hot, legal age teen while playing the newest Forza while you play that old game and no girls watch* 💪👫🐻💖💥

Where do you think you're going?

You're powerless lol. There was a point in time when you held "helper" type power, but you were never close to a mod or an admin, and honestly since your arrival on the ASMB in early '06, you just seemed like an angsty teen with some complexes, not a leader of grown ass men. 😌💥💪🎅

Lmao how did nobody peep that this thread was made in reference to "hrhrhr"

*giggle chills* She's of legal age right? 😻

Usually I'm the master of giving advice, but I'm *chuckles and adjusts monocle* always open to suggestions. 😌

Now what if you get arrested and tazed? 🐧

Must eliminate the Chads

Laws are BS honestly

Yeah, fugitives are cool

It's a tropical storm. Trust me, I was watching ABC the other day and it was called tropical storm florence, don't believe everything you hear, the government wants you to buy stuff you don't need because of the national debt

You call these relationship problems?

Kaname is the template for what I want in a real life gf. 💏

16 is legal in NJ. Ohhhhhhhh... the giggle chills... 😢💖

Follow me. Right now. 😐

I was tired. Long day of work

I actually did try to talk to her when we got on the bus, but she kept shutting me down, so I asked her in a shaky voice, because I was tired, "Do you have a problem?" and then she just gave me a shocked look and got off at the next stop two minutes later. Whatever. Bitch 😾

Wow... Don't tell me you actually left the house and planner it out that way too smh

but she keeps looking down at me and returning my looks when I look at her. Can you say awkward and weird? 🎅