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Sofa King Kule

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  1. In the mall food court. No shame, no blame.
  2. 711 chicken sticks. Buy two or three.
  3. Too many months spent playing Grand Theft Auto?
  4. It looks like every brand does a line of cheesey poofs.
  5. What do you call Italian salami?
  6. Any free sample the dentist gives me. She knows what does the work.
  7. This place will always look like a roller derby.
  8. https://www.amazon.com/KRACIE-Naive-Body-Peach-Ounce/dp/B00M3TAON4
  9. It's all Youtube and whatever else I can get on the web. I'm all done with Comcast. Never again.
  10. My Mom used to throw me down the stairs. Then, I moved out. But, we're still friends.
  11. Wrestle Mania Weakened?
  12. Soap kitchen? Baked Ivory, sauteed Irish Spring, New England broiled Life Buoy...
  13. Chips Ahoy... With coffee.
  14. Can you do mine on conjecture?
  15. Have it measured and weighed. Maybe you broke a world record.
  16. https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriff7jW7azZuMoh2/giphy.gif
  17. Make friends with a guy who talks too much.
  18. Last time I tried to draw a dog, it looked like a spider.
  19. Right... But Google didn't snoop your web browsing history back then. In fact, there was no Google. Plays used to be on the radio, so you had to imagine the characters and sets.
  20. Cooking while driving? Surprising. What's not surprising? How much you can save by switching to Geico.
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