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Invida

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  1. I didn't know what a damn Wawa or Sheetz was, so I had to look it up and now I'm hungry as fuuuuuhhhhh.
  2. Nah, not really.... but lately I just don't care if I do something else besides have sex every day.
  3. Five Corgis and a ham sammich.
  4. Don't worry. Walls are docile. They won't hurt anything.
  5. I don't know if it's better to be the object of ridicule because I do what's not cool with others, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
  6. Then alien sex.
  7. I like the ones with the people high on anesthesia.
  8. No. I'm busy.
  9. Werk.
  10. It doesn`t matter.
  11. Kind of dry. I need better lotion. Decorated with cat scratches and cat scratch scars.
  12. Computer chairs are evil. I had one that was an axe murderer in a former life. Which is why I lurk so much. I am hiding from chairs.
  13. I don´t let my imagination talk much. It´s gross and makes me uncomfortable.
  14. It is more beautiful than I thought. Thank you!!!!! I will love it forever.
  15. Okay.
  16. Make a blanket fort. They're more fun than pants and you stay warm.
  17. I'm not so young. I'm creepy and I smell like second hand pot smoke and Gouda. Do you like cheese?
  18. The scary things I imagine whenever I take a shower and nobody's home but me.
  19. Why the sun rays gotta be so magic.
  20. Needed more cats.
  21. Are you ready for breakup sex?
  22. I know that feeling. Except the nobody speaking English part. Hang in there. Talk a lot.
  23. Take Zeni as your lawfully wedded board daddy so he doesn't think I'm in lurves with him.
  24. Invida

    No weed today

    I just saw half a joint on my washer. You can has if you wants.
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