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Everyone pretends they don't like you, but that's only because their puritanical views make it hard to accept that a whore is doing better than them in life. Happy birthday! Keep doing your thing, girl! (speaking of which, it's been a while since you dropped some nudes on us, just sayin')

Here me out. I have come to believe that we are in a mental institution. Don't do or say anything to tip them off. This "message board" is not real. None of this is real.

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It's probably for the best. I tried it once. It did not go well. Her grandma walked in first......with her dog.....a lot of licking followed........I couldn't stop her.....the dog just left the room, he was so disgusted

Yo, I don't even know what that thing is

three words solve all your problems Whip.Cream.Bikini

No worries. I learned in the boy scouts that nothing is more important than warmth. That's why we always had a body heat buddy when we went camping. I was lucky because I always got scout leader Vito and he was so big he had plenty of warmth to share.

I think your next move has to be calculated yet passionate, subtle yet bold, prudent yet pathological...... yeah, you need to fuck him (wait for it) AND HER....separately.....and sit back and wait for them to find out 😈

Yeah, I guess I could do that

She's a nice old lady...don't make this dirty....uuuuhhh it's in my head now

The lady next door was sunbathing this morning. Isn't it fun that we're in the same country.

weddings, on the whole, are dull affairs....hell, i'd object just to see what would happen - "I OBJECT!" - "What? Who are you?" - "I'm your cousins co-worker. She didn't want to come to this thing alone. And I love you, Kyler." - "I'm Sam, he's Kyler." - "Oh, right....honest mistake"

How'd it go?

I was tryin' to bang you then....what's my incentive now?

we tried starting a cult, but, would you believe it, the leader turned out to be kinda nuts

You can rebuild your rank. You have the technology. You can make it better than it was before. Better, stronger, superior-er.

welcome back, Jesus we've been expecting you......the ninja outfit, not so much

You should get some cardio in before you sleep....cardio is going to be very important in the end times

Let's eat him