Mix

That was a weird three days in 2002. Anyway, they're still in business, believe it or not. I have yet to see those shoes irl.

You work out? You should start. You look at screens before bedtime? You should stop.

They taste like humans

People taste like pigeons. Trust me.

Prophet of our times, you are

I came in here to get tips on dating FROM YOU. This thread title made promises it didn't keep, Ghostie.

oh thank god you Things were starting to get desperate........so how many wishes do I get? Is it three like those stingy genies or are you gonna hook a brotha up?

who...are you? wait, let me guess hmm Jesus?

When i'm king you will be first against the wall wuh?? Are you watching me? fyi, I'm not talking to myself. I just like to hear my ideas out loud. Is it the lamp? Is that where you put your bug? There! I broke it! it's....pretty dark now, but I have no regrets. I stand by what I did. The lamp betrayed me and had to go.

Everyone talks about eating fresh, organic, locally sourced, home grown, environmentally conscious, sustainable, repurposed, animal friendly, plant friendly, earth friendly, people friendly, food. And when you do it, they turn on ya like the jackals they are.

Stay in your lane, ladies

Damn it, Mix. You can't just assume rappers are black, that's not the world we live in. And this joke doesn't work if he's not black. But he is, right?

Yes...yes, my child....embrace the hate, embrace the dark side..................as soon as they let him out of house arrest, then, you know, embrace him....maybe then, come over the dark side, maybe the dark side comes over you....it's really your call at that point

OMG, GUYS! BOUVRE'S TRUNKS FROM DBZ! BOURVRE'S A SUPER SAIYAN!

We'll print up t-shirts #freenewrapper #havingabigdickisn'tacrime #alsohedidn'tshootanyonehisgunsnotloadedit'sjustforshow

Alternate Ending... She shuts the door and is halfway down the hallway when she hears a gunshot. She smiles. The End

Ben Carson enters the office of the director of HUD in 2016. Sits at the desk, expressionless. 4 years go by. He doesn't move. In 2020, there's a knock at the door. A lady opens it, sticks her head in and says, "Dr. Carson, you may go now." He replies, "Thank you." She shuts the door and is halfway down the hallway when she hears maniacal laughter. She walks away faster. The End

Dutch Pink on a downtown train

pfft, please......................................I peed on him

How did you know what I was going to tell Gayle?