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Alternate Ending... She shuts the door and is halfway down the hallway when she hears a gunshot. She smiles. The End

Ben Carson enters the office of the director of HUD in 2016. Sits at the desk, expressionless. 4 years go by. He doesn't move. In 2020, there's a knock at the door. A lady opens it, sticks her head in and says, "Dr. Carson, you may go now." He replies, "Thank you." She shuts the door and is halfway down the hallway when she hears maniacal laughter. She walks away faster. The End

Dutch Pink on a downtown train

pfft, please......................................I peed on him

How did you know what I was going to tell Gayle?

I trust you, buddy ehh, where do I get botox? nvr mind, i'm just going to inject by butt fat into my lips with a first aid kit syringe....that's the same thing, right?

It's not what I did....it's what I "did"

Oh no, i'm not answering questions without a camera

Were you always this sexy?

I don't have time to find a maga hat right now....

can I stay wich u?

I gotta get ahead of this. Can anyone here get me an interview with Gayle King?

I have failed. So much shame.

Apa was his cat. The avatar state was chemo. Sokka and Katara were his parents and HOLY SHIT he banged his mom!

either way my suffering will come to an end

or.....or......maybe you and I are bound by destiny to enter the history books as the first person to commit murder with a tampon and the first person to BE murdered with a tampon, respectively.

Yes, if by "go" you mean die and by "fast" you mean the spray paint killed him before I hand stuffed him with amphetamines in the hope it would lightning bolt frankenstein him back to life.

fun fact

I wonder if Tampa is the birthplace of Tampons. Or maybe Tampa is named after the man who founded it and that man went on to invent tampons in Miami 'cause someone with that kind of money isn't living in Tampa. So Miami would be the birthplace of Tampons. Now to etch this in my memory banks as fact and completely forget the thought process that led to it.

Spoiler alert!!! I haven't got that far yet! Jeeez!

somebody needs to get that bitch wet

It died

This radiation poisoning has really thrown me for a loop.

it works however you want it to work