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I thought Money Plane was a Frasier reboot and got really excited.

/A real man loves his woman every day of the month

Diet Vaccines are going to be a thing promoted by instagram models by the end of the year. We gotta be first to market! Or....or.....we could cash out early and sell OUR idea to Johnson & Johnson so they can rebrand their soon to be released vaccine.

Why? Is that working for you? Is it stirring something deep inside? Are you imagining it now? Our meeting.......your hand brushes against mine as we both reach for the off brand cheerios....we both pull back, our eyes lock... In that moment, we both know....and I ask you, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" I see doubt in your eyes, so I press on, "I know what you're thinking. The world is a cynical place and I must be a cynical man to think someone like you would fall for a line like that, but the thing is it isn't a line. So please hear me when I say this...i've never loved anyone as I do you, right now, in this moment." Then I drink your blood in the parking lot.

Why? Is that working for you? Is it stirring something deep inside? Are you imagining it now? Our meeting.......your hand brushes against mine as we both reach for the off brand cheerios....we both pull back, our eyes lock... In that moment, we both know....and I ask you, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" I see doubt in your eyes, so I press on, "I know what you're thinking. The world is a cynical place and I must be a cynical man to think someone like you would fall for a line like that, but the thing is it isn't a line. So please hear me when I say this...i've never loved anyone as I do you, right now, in this moment." Then I drink your blood in the parking lot.

That is a good question. I can always rely on you for the good questions, Scoob. Speaking of good questions, have you gotten the vaccine and on an unrelated note, what hours of the day do you usually find yourself in a deep slumber?

and it's a damn shame.... You were well on your way to matching my record of five straight years with no days off....It would have been longer, but I had to be there for the birth of my son....

Over training is a myth. No days off.

How many calories is that? My calorie counter doesn't have an option for vaccine blood.

Yeah, 'course I'm sure. I took everything in that car.

yeah dude, me too If you don't count the holidays, my birthday, and a few nights when I got sad or a few nights when I got super happy, i've been sober for two years now

not me, i'm a sovereign citizen

Somebody put sun glasses on that man and give him a joint 'cause he's a gangsta

I think so, but I can't be sure. I don't really watch the show. Just caught the back end of a few episodes recently.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a simple husband and father.

He said, "Who are you? Where are my parents?" They grow up so fast.

'cause between the life lines and general knowledge that's what you're getting....

1. I really didn't know 2. I never said I was a chiropractor

Today, the board exam. Tomorrow, the world!

I keep myself evened out via the intravenous use of alcohol and cocaine. So far, so good

Driving Ms. Daisy's getaway from a train heist is way funnier to picture than a done to death Asian stereotype