Mix

probably....i'm usually late to the party

Those shoes I saw. Never bought any, but I saw them everywhere. k-swiss, never saw them shits. They were a dream rapped in a riddle

Then you do what everybody else does. You buy rebooks or Nykes from the back of the homie Latrell's trunk. Or you join the basketball team. (they give the team free sneakers) Or you become one of those kids who just wears slides with socks all the time. Those were the options.

that you've never worn, so as to keep them in mint condition in case they rise in value?

Happy Michelle Obama's birthday @Mewn

That was a weird three days in 2002. Anyway, they're still in business, believe it or not. I have yet to see those shoes irl.

You work out? You should start. You look at screens before bedtime? You should stop.

They taste like humans

People taste like pigeons. Trust me.

Prophet of our times, you are

I came in here to get tips on dating FROM YOU. This thread title made promises it didn't keep, Ghostie.

oh thank god you Things were starting to get desperate........so how many wishes do I get? Is it three like those stingy genies or are you gonna hook a brotha up?

who...are you? wait, let me guess hmm Jesus?

When i'm king you will be first against the wall wuh?? Are you watching me? fyi, I'm not talking to myself. I just like to hear my ideas out loud. Is it the lamp? Is that where you put your bug? There! I broke it! it's....pretty dark now, but I have no regrets. I stand by what I did. The lamp betrayed me and had to go.

Everyone talks about eating fresh, organic, locally sourced, home grown, environmentally conscious, sustainable, repurposed, animal friendly, plant friendly, earth friendly, people friendly, food. And when you do it, they turn on ya like the jackals they are.

Stay in your lane, ladies

Damn it, Mix. You can't just assume rappers are black, that's not the world we live in. And this joke doesn't work if he's not black. But he is, right?

Yes...yes, my child....embrace the hate, embrace the dark side..................as soon as they let him out of house arrest, then, you know, embrace him....maybe then, come over the dark side, maybe the dark side comes over you....it's really your call at that point

OMG, GUYS! BOUVRE'S TRUNKS FROM DBZ! BOURVRE'S A SUPER SAIYAN!

We'll print up t-shirts #freenewrapper #havingabigdickisn'tacrime #alsohedidn'tshootanyonehisgunsnotloadedit'sjustforshow