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or.....or......maybe you and I are bound by destiny to enter the history books as the first person to commit murder with a tampon and the first person to BE murdered with a tampon, respectively.

Yes, if by "go" you mean die and by "fast" you mean the spray paint killed him before I hand stuffed him with amphetamines in the hope it would lightning bolt frankenstein him back to life.

fun fact

I wonder if Tampa is the birthplace of Tampons. Or maybe Tampa is named after the man who founded it and that man went on to invent tampons in Miami 'cause someone with that kind of money isn't living in Tampa. So Miami would be the birthplace of Tampons. Now to etch this in my memory banks as fact and completely forget the thought process that led to it.

Spoiler alert!!! I haven't got that far yet! Jeeez!

somebody needs to get that bitch wet

It died

This radiation poisoning has really thrown me for a loop.

it works however you want it to work

If we get a vote, i'm casting my ballot for the third party candidate, Skirts Girl. The current system has failed us and it's time for something new.

idk how to feel about this. idk how YOU feel about this. what's happening? Are we slightly annoyed or are we full on pissed? Are these fucks showing genuine concern or are they dicks?

it's not about looks.......it's about THE look

Actually his name was peach and he was a good cat.....just too curious for his own good

Cologne doesn't work from a thousand miles away.........or ever

yeah, I steal jokes even before other people have said them

Diabetes, lung cancer, heart attack, and 37 ex wives I'm convinced as long as his show is still on the air, he will not die. It's in his contract.

Tender is the Night - F. Scott Fitzgerald If you liked the Great Gatsby, then you'll finish this. Whatever, I got one more under the wire.

there's no point in being killed by a robot that can't dance on your grave

yeah.....I've been quoting fear and loathing this entire time....I don't even know what adrenachrome is

you've lost me entirely

you can find that in shaving kits....it's usually in a little brown bottle

"Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." - Johnny Bravo

idk, it certainly seemed like you burst in here chock full of care about how it's srs bsns what I call my bag but hey, what do I know....I'm drunk.....and I just made scrambled eggs, ramen, and guacamole with no real idea if they would go well together