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actually I forgot about the crew thing....I don't know what the original idea was, but I thought this would be funny when I saw the clip of Trump leaving... took like 10 mins

it wasn't going well >.>

In the days to come, a one of a kind set of Gold strands will be moved to a new home. For some reason they cannot maintain structure beyond a certain altitude so they will be traveling by train. The alchemist who produced these flexible, shape-able, strands out of pure gold, disappeared shortly after, so they are the only ones of their kind. Private buyers will hand over a fortune for them if we are able to acquire the whole set. Our only chance is to acquire them in transit when security is at its weakest. These are your jobs. First, we must make sure the train is ours. That's where our Master of Disguise comes in. @little_girl_lost will take the place of the conductor. We will need to control all communication to and from the train as well as web traffic. That's where our hacker @scoobdog comes in The most capable security guards will be with the package, but four will be patrolling the train cars in shifts of two. Our seductress @cyberbully will lure them to a pre-arranged cabin where they will be "distracted" providing us with a window of time to move freely. The guards with the package will need to be dealt with far more directly and so that's where our muscle @nameraka comes in. Inside the train car with the package will be our most difficult obstacle. A Grey Parrot with the intellect of a five year old and the ability to speak up to a thousand words. This is where our plan could fall apart. This Parrot will see everything and sing like a bird. It's got to go. That's where our assassin @Poof comes in. Now this is where things get slippery. We've brought on a pickpocket @NaBarney to handle the lift, but he's actually an insurance policy to later be thrown to the wolves if they get too close. We just need him to put his finger prints all over the safe, the doors, and really anything else. In reality our acrobat @Skiles will be on top of the train making his way to the cabin where he will enter via window, unnoticed by the dead bird. He will acquire the package and leave the way he came.....making everything we've done up till now, sans the bird homicide, relatively pointless heist movie time filler. If all has been timed right, we'll have done all this right before we hit the tunnel where our demolitions expert @mthor will cause a light....A LIGHT... explosion that requires our conductor to make a brief stop for safety concerns. After concerns have been put aside the train will continue on it's journey minus our crew. The conductor will remain behind and do their job for obvious reasons. We will join our waiting wheelman @Hajime and get the heck out of dodge with the package. Down the line we'll meet up with our secret, hush hush, financier and overall backer @Distortedreasoning who will have arranged a buyer along with passports, bank accounts and new identities for us. Prequels to this thread:

That part of the plan will cost ya

you know it....a little misdirect and BAM, ol' D-Treezy comes through

You spelled chimera wrong......and yes

Pissing, I think, is pretty big in eastern Europe

How did they rewind those parts? Or download and edit them in the order they needed them to be in?

I would get my nut out of the way first and then watch scenes whole to learn how to work it like a pro when I was a Teen. I thought it was a genius move

They'd pop in a cassette and sit on the sofa and make a night of it. I think that's why they actually tried to make it a story back then. It sounds so strange now.

1. Start a group text with them 2. Make jokes about this at your expense 3. 4. Threesome

Finally, I can admit I voted for him. It was a rough four years, but he came through in the end.

Because everyone wants to be the main character in a story....awful or not

No one talks about that part of the story

You're a genius Like a drone pilot I will live my life free from the burdens of my choices

but I think it'll be cheaper to dedicate my life to Christ..........then, you know, have him spring for the life coach

ok, I did not see this one when I made mine.... but, mine's funnier no regerts

I take it all back....super hypocritical....haven't worked out in months....always infront on a screen.....it's 7am, no sleep, just gonna start my day

probably....i'm usually late to the party

Those shoes I saw. Never bought any, but I saw them everywhere. k-swiss, never saw them shits. They were a dream rapped in a riddle

Then you do what everybody else does. You buy rebooks or Nykes from the back of the homie Latrell's trunk. Or you join the basketball team. (they give the team free sneakers) Or you become one of those kids who just wears slides with socks all the time. Those were the options.

that you've never worn, so as to keep them in mint condition in case they rise in value?

Happy Michelle Obama's birthday @Mewn