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No, the good idea was Stripper Magician. This was the safe idea.

I'm going to study Bird Law

This could be your daily log for your daily log

My guy, it would help if you didn't make them look like proof of life pics get a better angle....act like you meant to take it.....look free and not in distress

I think the most likely angle is your death preserves and then eventually infamously ends a politicians/rappers career

the future is never as cool as you think it'll be

we'll see if you're singing the same tune when they take your six goats and hand you two cats

good call the exchange rate wouldn't be kind

How are you going to get all those goats back here?

Woah, your mom had plowing hips? Your dad was right to hold out for a better offer.

I would watch this remake of Indecent Proposal.

What did he do now?

That's either a very expensive cam show or a cheap dowry

look, you're either sacrificing goats or you're eating goats and you're not on the right continent for the latter....

Maybe they're busy trying to figure out if this is a new sex act or if someone's sacrificing goats to you....either scenario brings up a whole host of other questions

You tell the right lies to the right people and good things happen

I guess I could always sell some of the percocet on the side if money got tight Ball park, how much is "a lot"?

I don't know what the starting pay for an entourage member even looks like, so.....whatever Kevin Hart is paying Spank Horton I don't have problems with nudity, but I do have a lot of other problems, mostly psychological. Luckily, so far they've only made me more interesting