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Was recently watching zombie land and zombie land 2 because I lack imagination and am easily entertained by bullshit... Anyway, they kept trying to find awesome places to live like Bill Murray's house, Grace Land, and the White House.... Where would you go to live if mostly everybody was dead or a zombie? My pick is the Statue of Liberty. It's on an island. It's already fortified. And I'd smoke weed in the torch.

so, what? we're just supposed to entertain you like we're your dancing monkeys!? the nerve of this.....whatever......................now where did I leave that monkey costume <.< >.>

They knew and they covered it up. Open your eyes, man. It's Subway, they know everything.

pm me the clip you feel best represents her

- You would do it as you were dying. Like you could call 911 as you're having that heart attack or you could use the app. - See no Pee no

It's impossible to keep up to date with porn. I don't know any of these names.

It's a crazy world we're living in. Things happen fast, they happen all the time, and they can happen to you. Now if you're anything like me you live in fear of dying or being killed or ending up suddenly deceased. How can you enjoy the sweet release of death with your last thoughts scrambling to figure out when you last deleted your browser history. Now, thanks to MixLix, a subsidiary of Mix Industries, I present to you an app that can delete your history on all browsers, across all your devices, with the push of a single button. It's called CnoPno. This app is going to change the world. It's the first app that improves people's lives and their after lives. People resting in peace unconcerned about what their loved ones may or may not find leads to a huge reduction in ghosts. As everyone knows, ghosts are spirits unable to move on, chained to this plane of existence due to unresolved issues. Imagine the rise in ghosts since the inception of the internet. CnoPno is the only app, and MixLix is the only company that is working to halt the rise of restless spirits. Now, Sharks, this is where you come in. I am looking for $2.5 million dollars for 2.5 percent of my company. We need the capital to expand, hire engineers, programmers and who ever else knows how to build an app. I know you recognize a billion dollar idea when you see one, so your investment will be returned to you a hundred times over. (pause and smile) So, what do you say? (Seem unconcerned, like you don't really need this....make sure not to look at Cuban right away) I see, well I'll have to hear the other offers first. (Be polite, but firm. Pretend to think about it before you graciously turn the others down. Ask Mark for court side tickets)

Forbes mentioned something about hot dogs

chill....i'm just now learning that concoctions aren't a type of animal meat

"mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna,"

I just thought of this and it's way late, but if Armie Hammer went down on his girlfriends during their periods, he would have seemed like a good guy and no one would have been the wiser.

No way, that so weird, I gained 84 pounds well actually 40, but what's important is the world's going to end soon and we're going to die at a weight we're happy with

Armie Hammer probably figured it out before everyone else. He was probably going down on his girl on a heavy flow day because he's a real man and suddenly realized she tasted like an even fresher version of Subway. It also explains why some of his accusers said he yells, "EAT FRESH," as he comes.

This news follows last years court ruling that subways bread isn't bread. A Subway representative assured journalists and franchise owners at a press conference this morning of the quality of Subways food. Explaining, at length, that, "...you see what you want to see. You taste what you want to taste. Subway, eat fresh."

Why would I apologize? I gave you fair warning. I said, "that's my purse, I don't know you." Everyone knows what comes after that. It's immaterial that it wasn't my purse or that I did know you.

yup watch it in french though...the dub is laughably terrible

I can't wait till Aliens discover the smoldering ash of our world and try to decipher memes

post it

Well, it goes like this. Everyone starts out with hopes and dreams that they wish to fulfill. Unfortunately the universe don't play that. You see everything that can happen, happens. It has to end well and it has to end badly. It has to end every way it can. So the you in your respective universe may not be the one that makes it. In fact it's more than likely that you don't, but like the automaton that you are you move on with life, pointless as it is. You get a soul sucking, empty, background character position like high school teacher. There you get to watch the chosen ones live out their young hopeful lives as you slowly wither away, the light long gone from your eyes.

Well, it's not that simple....It's real complicated certain elements involve the dichotomy of want vs need.....like do I want it, yes....but do I need it....also, yes

I'm on step five of alcoholics anonymous Step 9 of narcotics anonymous And I'm on my second attempt at sexual addiction (trying to get it) Please pray to your respective gods or science fiction authors on my behalf

Should he have? Why?

This guy's stories are the craziest scumbag tales I've ever heard....he's so good at making them funny that you totally disregard what it is he's actually telling you...

Well, here you're a citizen....that's kewl too Citizens vote and pay taxes....don't ya wanna vote and pay taxes?