Mix

This reminds me of an episode of the Dilbert cartoon where he goes to work for a more successful company and realizes they don't have a marketing department

No Contest

Hi, good afternoon. My names Mix, i'm currently high and I have questions.

They made a book about the movie?

that sounds hella fun it's been nice knowing you

you're going to learn to drive on a super car? that's hilarious

That's plenty. What are you gonna do behind the wheels of this thing? The rush won't be much different than 120, you'll just be far more likely to crash and die

He had a bad influence

What's the fastest you've ever gone?

This is why they have a two key system in place for missiles in movies and possibly in real life, idk....

Have you never seen Back to the Future? Only creepy old guys have time machines

I just don't have the heart. I feel like if they just rethought pimping it would be so awesome. It starts out so good. You and a bunch of hoes. Why not stop there? No need to get on corners or any of that. I just realized I may be thinking of a Harem

He was in Takers. The greatest movie I ever saw on a Tuesday the night before an exam I was cramming for at the time, but was also high.

O......M........G That's what he's building.....it's a god damn time machine! Get your gear, Poof. We're going to....where is he now...Texas.....fuck >.> BACK TO THE FUTURE IV: MIX AND POOF'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

I'd rather Marty Mcfly the situation. You know where I can find a DeLorean?

If it's a boy, Goku If it's a girl, Vegeta

But I don't wanna

That's what I thought too....it's just more vitamins for an extra person

Vitafusion, I think it said...

I thought that was from steroid abuse...

OK to snack on?

Why are any ghosts still around.....to haunt the living of course

No need. Your life's over.

Cancel culture is out of control

So you would gamble with people's lives on the flip of a coin? And murder is something you are comfortable with? Do you have a Twin?