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Why would that be us? It's not funny, it's not porn, what did I just watch? I mean, we could do way better than this. Meet me downtown with four plungers, two pillows, a watermelon, and a fat chicken

Was that guy a comedian? I can't remember

That's not bad advice. Just approach it like a company with a product. Run ads in front of as many eyes as possible and let the customer come to me.

I wasn't aware you could have an onlyfans without feet and hole....I thought it was included in the sign up agreement

You want me to sell something I can't even give away?

you don't have a clip store at all? that's just financially irresponsible I mean I know librarians that have a Manyvids account....let her know @mthor

The real question is why aren't you on OnlyFans.....from what I hear, it's a gold mine

When I thought of this bit at three in the morning I actually started taking pics for each one of those scenarios. I gave up after the shower pic. I was just laughing like a mad man at the scene. Me, phone in hand, pretending to take a shower for a SFW pic that I can post. Yet still, for some reason, completely naked.

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It will just be pictures of me throughout my day doing normal things such as: When I wake up in the morning. When I brush my teeth. When I masturbate furiously in the shower. When I eat breakfast. When I drive to work. When I sit at my desk. When I go to lunch. When I masturbate furiously in the bathroom after lunch. When I wake up from my nap in the bathroom I masturbated in after lunch. When I smoke a joint. When I pretend not to be high at work. When I drive home in a daze. When I get pulled over. When I get arrested. When I masturbate furiously in holding to make a point that i'm not to be fucked with. When that doesn't work. When it does the opposite. When I panic. When i've made new friends. When they take over my OnlyFans. When I work for them now.

you can't reboot perfection

The whole point is to intervene before it ever gets to three

Almost always

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fair enough

I know this is extra late, but I can't be the only one who thought it was Immortal Joe. I mean what the hell is an immortan? First off, the character looked ridiculous and the title of Immortal went a long way to making up for his name being Joe. Who the fuck follows a guy named Joe? That's the name of a mechanic or a mobster. You've never in your life heard someone say, "let's follow Joe...Joe will lead us...."

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In a reasonable world, yes. Luckily for us, that's not where we live. We live in a world where i'm for sure certain that someone will snatch one of those new robot police dogs right off the street and enter it in a dog fighting ring.

You want me to put on a mask and meet you in the woods where you also will be wearing a mask?

No one seems to care. Last year the government pretty much said there are aliens. No one gave a shit. Me, i'm getting a jump start on figuring out which side to be on when the aliens and dinosaurs fight it out for control of the earth. This isn't based on who I think will win because i've seen enough war movies to know i'm not going to survive a single battle. No, i'm just trying to figure out what will be more awesome, dinosaur rider or alien mecha pilot. Thoughts?