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I was comparing my penis to a patron bottle this afternoon (I was in the bathroom preparing to shower, don't make this weird) and it hit me that the saying, "I know it like the back of my hand" is stupid...I barely know the back of my hand...we're basically strangers who live in the same building....the back of my penis though : (my entire penis actually, but we're just gonna focus on the back for this thing i'm doin') I think it would be more accurate if from now on we said "I know it like the back of my penis" ladies, i'm sure there's a version of this for you....feel free to use this one if there's a penis out there you claim and have intimate knowledge of...

in my case, not long enough...you premature ejaculating sumamabitch S:

so far, from what i've been able to piece together about that night, only one thing is clear.............I was an asshole ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nothing you said is wrong, but I think she should retire....not because she lost two fights, but because of how she lost them and her response to those losses... Her being a high level grappler has been mentioned time and again to combat talks of her being mentally weak and that's fine because you do have to be something special to survive in high level judo...it's hellishly competitive to the point that a broken arm doesn't stop those guys...but the problem is that they start young and grow accustomed to that world...high level striking is another monster and there haven't been too many high level strikers in mma, let alone women's mma...if you watched the fight, it was easy to see she was scared...the fight with Holm was still on her mind....she couldn't see the punches...it does something to you, being in the ring with someone that good...most of the damage you don't even react to...it's like being hit by a ghost...it does something to your psyche if you're not prepared for it...some fighters have been ruined by it....

Why would you need to....Her legacy has been established, she's rich, and from the reaction of crowds, clearly beloved....I think she's doing fine So she's not undefeated anymore and clearly not the best in the world...Mayweather is those things and crowds boo him... She's getting just the right amount of criticism, in my opinion....No one in her position gets none...

I can't tell tell if this post and this thread topic is a joke or not...classic Quebecelegy

haha, let's hope not

I was thinking the same thing about John, but I don't believe he is with the resistance as we know them, but he's cookin' something up...

I'll just wait till it ends then i'll binge it

is...is that what happened to you? 'cause high five if it is

pfft, if I was a prostitute I'd own that shit...like, If I was into dudes, or of the people hitting me up for sex were chicks, I might seriously consider being a lady man of the night, just for the life experience

"Old man wanting QV with no cover bare around 12:30" "Morning! Can we make an appointment to play two rounds 160?" "mmm I wanna suck ur toes lick ur sweet pussy while deep fingering ur tight booty hole" ... My favorite so far is the offer I got from a pimp to, I guess, join his stable of hoes :

I don't think she should...She seems to have some mental issues that need seeing to

Now to sift through the calls and texts from people who still think i'm a prostitute to find the ones that are are actually meant for me, so I can figure out exactly what happened in the past 24 hours....time moves on, but things stay the same, eh :blank: O0 <- I like this...good job, whoever added it

The Rousey fight pretty much went how I expected....I honestly don't understand how people thought it was going to go any other way :-\ The Cruz fight was the real show, not just in terms of outcome, but overall performance...Garbrandt showed a depth of skill that was truly intimidating and Cruz, having finally come face to face with someone capable of taking advantage of his fundamentally unsound style, showed grit only great champions possess....It was a joy to watch...I honestly thought Cruz would walk away with it, but champions are only at the top to be knocked off...looking forward to No Love's next fight...hopefully it's Dillashaw

Is this guy a pimp?

End of the season

It certainly seems that way

Hey I have a kinky ass licking fetish r u OK with me tongue fucking your asshole or is that to freaky for u? $

So it's not a prank....my new number is recycled and it was in use by a very industrious prostitute...I found her ads online with my number on them....she's up and down the east coast....I've got calls from New York to Florida...

I've received texts from over 30 numbers, 11 of whom have tried to call me... for, as described by the texts, a series of sexual acts I apparently advertise and charge for... I don't yet know who did this to me, but I'm going to make the best of this and arrange to meet all these guys at the same time, at the same place...there's going to be the most awkward crowd at a lucky Applebee's tonight

Just thought I'd check in...this thread didn't seem like it would be complete without me ;D

That ending though....there's something about it....i'm sure i'll be able to articulate it better after i've slept, but it bothered me...there's something off about it...

no sleep + Night at the Roxbury = what is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more :-X

yeah, mine too