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Hey I have a kinky ass licking fetish r u OK with me tongue fucking your asshole or is that to freaky for u? $

So it's not a prank....my new number is recycled and it was in use by a very industrious prostitute...I found her ads online with my number on them....she's up and down the east coast....I've got calls from New York to Florida...

I've received texts from over 30 numbers, 11 of whom have tried to call me... for, as described by the texts, a series of sexual acts I apparently advertise and charge for... I don't yet know who did this to me, but I'm going to make the best of this and arrange to meet all these guys at the same time, at the same place...there's going to be the most awkward crowd at a lucky Applebee's tonight

Just thought I'd check in...this thread didn't seem like it would be complete without me ;D

That ending though....there's something about it....i'm sure i'll be able to articulate it better after i've slept, but it bothered me...there's something off about it...

no sleep + Night at the Roxbury = what is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more :-X

yeah, mine too

yeah, Prof's got some gems

wow, that was fire...

to be honest i'm not plugged in either...I listen to such a variety of music it's hard to keep track of any genre, so I stopped trying a while ago...

Sam and Dave - Hold on, i'm comin'

this guy gets it

I went to respond and accidentaly hit modify...that's why it says I edited something... anyway, damn right I'm prime third place material...it's all about that bronze

I sorta envy people with low tolerance in that you guys don't need to spend as much and get where you want to be quicker...

I wouldn't know...I started out drinking everclear in high school, so the harsh taste become part of the appeal for me...I don't think i've ever had a mixed drink or a chaser bottle, cup, pour, drink, and repeat is sorta my thing....it's ritualistic in a way

your thread about trying to get drunk pretty much explains this response....I feel for you, you poor bastid

Pro-tip: getting drunk isn't about things tasting good, keeping your clothes on, or dignity

pretty much what I said >.>

fuck outta here with that noise....6th person on the list, dawg....i'm 3rd option material

what can I say....true love finds a way :-\

Phillies[/member] wouldn't like that...