I know what you're thinking....the remote's out of reach...no worries, I can use my cell phone as a remote....until it runs out of battery life, then :'(
What you're looking for is a discreet vegetarian Eunuch...they're not easy to come by, but for the small price of one soul I can make your wish come true...
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I just imagines someone finding your corpse...rigamortis set in with your hand on your dick and a smile on your face...for sure you end up on 1000 ways to die
I'm fairly certain it was meant for something or someone, but I just can't find the level of concern necessary to reflect on what that could possibly be....i'm just going to ride this shitty month out till new years....y'know what, it might have been for new years :-\
HA, that's awesome....yeah, my week's been great every since I came across that case of Tequila......well, atleast I think it's been great, I have several gaps in memory >.>
I messed up my schedule and ended up having to take my exams while I was tanked...was placed in remedial courses...shit was hilarious...I talked to my counselor and re-took them
yeah, I did that too....not on valentines day or anything, but I was binge playing call of duty one weekend freshman year and I'd stop for a fap break every hour to keep me loose...
Unfortunately, that inadvertently conditioned me to be horny whenever I played that game :
lmao...not even half way through, "OH GOD CRAMP, CRAAAAAAAAMP...NO NO DON'T MOVE, IT MAKES IT WORSE...JUST...just stay still.....we gotta wait this out"
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