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happy birthday you tea sipping bourgeois muhfupka

I have it on good authority that you can reverse the aging process if you drink Cau's blood.... I say we milk him for all he's got

no one flies even though they can......because.......it's socially unacceptable a child molester was beaten out of political office by less than 2 percent of the vote like yesterday....are you nuts....shiiiiiiiiiit if anything, we should be discussing how Trump would be pushing for the "BUILD THE DOME" initiative, 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons...

I, honest to goodness, took a magazine quiz when I was 10 or 11 and it said I'd die in my 20's....more than likely saying something along the lines of "hey guys, check this out".... I hate to say it....but i'm starting to doubt that magazine quiz's predictive qualifications....I mean time's runnin' out and I'm not made to age well....

as someone who has almost died a couple times (not intentionally), trust me on this, you want to slowly fade away, it's super trippy.....especially if you wake up in the hospital, I don't think it's quit as trippy if the waking up part doesn't happen...

"It's hard out here for a pimp." - A Pimp

"It is what it is, but at the end of the day, I don't know what it is" - Kamaru Usman

Undefeated records pretty much don't exist at the highest levels of mma, so this 25-0 Dagestani savage is one tough muthaaa-fuuuka... He's fighting this weekend against another top contender who is amazing in his own right...I can't imagine anyone watching this video and not wanting to watch that fight...

Tahani can't hang....she's just an average everyday annoying person whose body was personally sculpted by the hands of Zeus funny enough, my favorite character was Janet...whoever that actress is, she should get more rolls 'cause she did the most possible with a throw away character...

how could you not...Eleanor was Gretchen before mortality's rude bitch slap had her panicing.... example: one of them stole olives and spat out the seeds on the store floor......an old man slipped on them and fell...when everyone rushed over to help the old man, she used the distraction to steal more olives......this could legit be either of them unless you remember this episode...

haha, close....I found another Gretchen in The Good Place....but the premise wore thin after I binged the first season so I moved on....

Macfarlane basically foreshadowed his career with that family guy scene making fun of stephen king...

what r u watching?

Stone Cold Steve Austin...............and a man I met in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin

you think? if there was a hell, I would think fire and demons inelegant....people's minds contain their own custom made hell....if you want someone tortured for eternity, an omniscient being need only let us act as our own torturers....for some of us, maybe running our lives on a loop would suffice...

what if you're in hell? what if that's what hell is.....you continue to live your miserable life, never able to improve your circumstances..... it's especially cruel because you never know, so you spend eternity miserable, assuming you can change things with time and effort....

RIP Jesus Gonzalez Santamarin....Local carpenter and community organizer...