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if you hop out of a limo and shoot them the peace sign, they'll think you're somebody....

idk, but man would life be easier.... date the right person and you instantly double your wardrobe... @Ginguy knows what i'm talking about you always know you have someone you can rely on for two on two on a half court... all kinds of good stuff...

why don't people just agree....it's a great way to avoid putting forward any kind of effort...could of just said "you're probably right" and went on with your day...true or not, would of cost nothing...

oh the episode was fantastic, but i'm not trying to resist the urge to go into the bathroom with a razor blade every time I reach for my mug...

I'm all for everything futurama, but nabs has a point...sad mug is sad

the thingamabob said you turn 35 today....

I'd say that's a pretty fair bet

be honest, timeline be damned, are you me from the future? Should I invest in bitcoin? How does the Endza thing work out?

you do strange shit in your teens and twenties....then laugh at yourself later in life....the cycle is universal

inorite

i'm not trying to be insulting....learning how to play is more than knowing how each piece can move...i've been playing my dad since I was 10, i've yet to win, so I get the frustration...

first step to beating chess computer = learn chess

Is that....lieutenant Dan???

yo, he's getting head so good he's concerned....

NO........i was also popping xanax and shrooming from time to time....that's it though, I swear on everything I don't value -_-'

no bitch, if anything, I need more drugs... you have drugs right? help me out....i'll suck your dick

it's my birthday?? i'm actually asking

Tymothee is a bad influence

Que es sleeep?

someone told me I could do a drug that made food taste better, music sound better, life seem more bare-able, and came at virtually no health cost... that was 15 years ago

furr reel doh

cause i'm totally doing that and seeing quite the opposite effect.... also, wth, people from Nepal can't lie or something? "she's from the Nepal, the land of the honest tribe"

dat bitch lie