Mix

Is Christian (the only black guy) supposed to be Mystikal? damn, that's harsh

$50 on DMA

I'm sure you'll say the same exact words when your valentines day hook up tracks you down and tells you she's pregnant with JohnnyGundam

haha, damn really..... be honest, how many times in your life have you said the words "you are dead to me"?

it was a prank, his friends bought it and made it seem like he was proposing....also invited her parents to really play it up... I'm not saying I would have panicked and married her, but I would have been engaged for a couple of days...at least until I could fake my death '>.>

that is an appropriate response....I would have done the same at his age....heck, I would do that now...

the clock tics life away, it's-so-un-real

how 'bout apparitions?

I thought everyone was just going to set up deer blinds and shoot down the delivery drones.... is that no longer the plan?

I'll make you.........something.......dammit, I can't think of a comeback, you got me all discombobulated... i'll get you for this, you no icecream havin' sumbitch....

i've murdered for less........now get me my icecream, old man

poop

yeah, well....I think the bra burning generation should of been known as the heel burning generation.....

in my eyes, women's clothing and shoes = discomfort I grew up in a house full of women so yeah, I've gotten bored and tried on.....a lot of things '>.> I hate the shoes the most...can't fathom why you love those things so much...

I mean, yeah......and I'm proud too.... I'm like - "check this out" she's like - "what, it's not that big" i'm like - "what, no, the balls, girl...the balls....you ever see ones this big..........and smooth" she's like - " " I'm like - "yeah, bebeh" it's how it goes every time

when I sat down I felt one of my balls go up into my body Title of tomorrow's thread = "I returned some tight pants today" I guess i'm not meant to be stylish

maybe uhh, you and some of the girls pay our friend a visit after work....maybe uhh, take some steel bats and invite him to the batting cages for swing practice...

aww shucks, don't you pay no mind to mornin' Mix, he's a jerk....evenin' Mix is here to tell ya that you're A-ok in my book, haus.... you can trust me 'cause I have dis here southern accent...which says i'm decent, salt of the earth, country folk....

I looked up Metok thinking it was a slur.....it was his name wasn't it?