Mix

it's password

follow comedians

I'm still thinking of names...so far the options are @don't_tweet or @TheRealStarPanda do you have any suggestions?

sooo....you're going to be a personal assistant

'cause a lot of this shit is superfluous, but everybody does it anyway....I'm joining primarily to keep up with comedians

I would imagine that's taken, but i'll give it a shot....hmm, I wonder if StarPanda is available

wait, you couldn't figure it out....you didn't tell me that....fuck, i'm sarcastically screwed....

yeah sure what? bitch, I don't want you to follow me, that was just the setup to an awesome joke....at least I thought it was anyway....now i'm depressed, you happy

yeah, nah, fuck that then...

what? I'm not somebody's grandpa...I can figure out social media platforms

What is this win..ter

gawwwd, i'm so tempted, but I also don't want any more roads that lead from him to me just in case his act imitates life, y'know....

Is that an option? Like, do you guys know him outside of this place?

WHAT SHOULD MY TWIT HANDLE BE?

you do? Well then you can be my very first follower...will you? will you be a follower of Mix? hahaha, who came up with this follower bullshit....shit's worse than that "friends" crap....I legit heard a mofo saying "I just hit ten thousand followers, shit's lit".....and I thought to myself, "if only he was a cult leader discussing how he is going to sacrifice his ten thousandth acolyte by fire, at least then he would be interesting"

That Italian exchange student that visited my highschool couldn't even say the word "English", but he was apparently fluent in the universal language of love... blowjobs....that's the universal language of love.......blowjobs

I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>

9 months from now, little Narak ninos will pop up all over Madrid, Toledo, Cordoba, Seville, Granada, Valencia, and Barcelona

you've grown strong over the years.........too strong.......you must be stopped

The other day I took a balloon outside and just let go....watched it sail away into the sky thinking, "go find your master.....and kill him in the name of Darkseid"

@Quackers

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the hell outta me for counting on you as a friend.....now you got my business out in these streets never again, Still Me....you and me, we're done......you can find someone else to mule your Colombian catnip across the boarder

how so? boxing has a rich history of post fight brawls.... better yet, the nba, nfl, mlb, nhl, all have scenes much worse than this

If you re-watch the scene from another angle, you can see he swings on one of Khabib's cornermen who was on the cage calling out to Khabib....that's what triggered his second beat down....they turned their attention to him after that swing