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I was just about to say "I can get a college degree for free with a gun"

phone sex operator?

The general public doesn't appreciate creepy people enough. They should be encouraged. Instead they are shamed into hiding and you don't see it coming until they've somehow talked their way into your home. I give creepy people high fives and tell them to keep up the good work of warning me off. They're performing a public service.

It's been literally years and this is what you've got....I can't even call your level of effort half assed

mole rat...if you look carefully you'll see it....see the feet....see how the base starts to taper off...

k, just making sure

are we all into deformities too?

It took me longer than i'd like to admit before I realized that wasn't a deformed dick....also, pretty surprised at how fascinated I was by what I thought was a deformed dick...

"I want my lawyer" "You wanna jack with the ripper!" "I swear this has never happened to me before"

Not really, but thanks for saying so

sensei! sensei, i've got a laundry list of excuses as to why I haven't written anything or looked for spots......it all basically boils down to "I suck"

I don't even know where I would begin to explain balloon porn to my east african mother

G.I. Johnson was too on the nose?

...you wouldn't need any explanation as to why I took all those pics of my dick wearing doll clothes

lmao...yeah...haha, it really does....i'm an idiot...don't even know what i'm saying half the time

It's like a kid's burlesque show....if there was such a thing

that other video he posted was not half bad.....I had no plans to watch all of it and before I knew it, I had.... I think he's lowkey converting us

Things suck so much right now that I don't have the energy to hate this time of year

what's the science behind that?