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Chapter 2: Redemption
Nightmarish day spent shopping for thanksgiving meal where I find myself in the familiar position of being complemented on my shoes again.....BUT, THIS TIME......it was a black gay guy.....the kewl factor is there by doubled and my style points returned to me in full, by the recognition of this stereotypically presumed fashion maven....only slightly tarnished by him subsequently hitting on me, but watevs....it.still.counts
Coffee is there in the morning with a pat on the back and a "go get 'em, tiger"
Wine is there in the evening with "you gave it a good shot, we'll get 'em tomorrow"
Positive support, the hallmark of any effort that lead to a mediocre result
you and me both....I've seen dudes mod the shit out of theirs and they're just driving around town....giant winch and four sets of headlights parked outside a starbucks.....for what???
Commentator 1: "And the challenger lands a stiff lead right to start off the match. I don't think there's going to be a feeling out period today"
Commentator 2: "No sir, no games today! What a shot! It's almost like he was looking for it!"
Commentator 1: "And here comes the champ with a vicious combination!"
Commentator 2: "One shot is not gonna get it done here. The challenger is gonna have to put his punches together or the champ is gonna pick him apart."
...Promptly has it stolen after leaving it in his unlocked Rolls Royce
"They sold an assault rifle to a black man named Hassan?" said minorities
"They stole the gun, but left the unlocked Rolls Royce?" said criminals
Everyone's talking about party this and party that....yes, let me mortgage my soul to buy a house, clean and repair it, move my shit in, and then invite over a bunch of drunk, drugged out savages