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Random: Who here remembers the Street Sharks?

ok, so here's what ya do.... 1. Exclusively date rappers from now on 2. None that have already made it. There's too much competition and besides, their guard is up so it'll be hard to get knocked up despite what that french chick who turkey basted Drake's jizz into her exceptionally well maintained couch says. 3. It goes without saying, no rubbers. 4. Once you've locked one down, wait till they've made it before leaving them and taking their paycheck kid with you. 5. Now that you are financially set, you can begin looking for someone with similar interests and life goals. Someone who makes you laugh and who is both supportive and critical of you in a way that makes you a better person.

How you respectfully doin'?

Strange, yes.....little, no more like average

Glory

Happy birthday, Molar

everytime i keep trying to color something in with the mish mash of loose crayons and color pencils i've found around the house, it never turns out good. I keep telling myself I should get some art supplies, but my skills don't warrant it....i'm doing fine with my regular ol' number 2 pencil.....if I put money into something then i gotta start taking it seriously and I don't think I'm ready to do that just yet....

How are these things different from regular average everyday luck?

but never smart luck? I wasn't even aware you could attribute intelligence to an immeasurable universal force that arbitrarily influences probability

Yo this thread really took off

I had a joke where it wasn't what you thought it was and shame on you for having dirty thoughts, but i'm tired

nah, bruv....mans not 'bout that....just lift for lift sake, yeah

is it? I don't pay attention to that stuff

sick prank