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Mix

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  1. If 'Born to Run' doesn't make you feel anything, you're dead inside...
  2. He was a gentleman......and maybe an officer, I don't know his life....
  3. I see......well then go with your knot
  4. @Mewn @Buddyroe360 @Vamped @Mini_Ghost @Phillies @Doom Metal Alchemist Chapter 2: Redemption Nightmarish day spent shopping for thanksgiving meal where I find myself in the familiar position of being complemented on my shoes again.....BUT, THIS TIME......it was a black gay guy.....the kewl factor is there by doubled and my style points returned to me in full, by the recognition of this stereotypically presumed fashion maven....only slightly tarnished by him subsequently hitting on me, but watevs....it.still.counts
  5. Water is everything to me....more important than any alcohol......because it helps me recover so that I can drink more alcohol
  6. I always say go with your gut, but that was before my friend Johnny was shot in the gut.....after that it seemed insensitive
  7. do this and come back to me with your findings
  8. no, i'm full o' shit......i'll never actually do heroin..............I think >.>
  9. Coffee is there in the morning with a pat on the back and a "go get 'em, tiger" Wine is there in the evening with "you gave it a good shot, we'll get 'em tomorrow" Positive support, the hallmark of any effort that lead to a mediocre result
  10. you and me both....I've seen dudes mod the shit out of theirs and they're just driving around town....giant winch and four sets of headlights parked outside a starbucks.....for what???
  11. As someone who's been knocked out before, I take offense at this
  12. That laugh reaction doesn't quite express my concern and well wishes combined with my reaction to the thread title
  13. Step one: get money Step two: set it on fire Step three: enjoy time saved
  14. haha, thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, but I simply messed up his eyes
  15. Mix

    Warning

    and here's me drinking tea like a sucka
  16. Commentator 1: "And the challenger lands a stiff lead right to start off the match. I don't think there's going to be a feeling out period today" Commentator 2: "No sir, no games today! What a shot! It's almost like he was looking for it!" Commentator 1: "And here comes the champ with a vicious combination!" Commentator 2: "One shot is not gonna get it done here. The challenger is gonna have to put his punches together or the champ is gonna pick him apart."
  17. Mix

    Betrayal

  18. Mix

    Betrayal

  19. ...Promptly has it stolen after leaving it in his unlocked Rolls Royce "They sold an assault rifle to a black man named Hassan?" said minorities "They stole the gun, but left the unlocked Rolls Royce?" said criminals
  20. Everyone's talking about party this and party that....yes, let me mortgage my soul to buy a house, clean and repair it, move my shit in, and then invite over a bunch of drunk, drugged out savages
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