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out of respect You should use that in your act

Mario Lopez feeds on the blood of virgin goats on moonless nights....he has for centuries....it keeps him immortal I've spent years hunting him....my partner has spent decades.....we know him by his true name........El Chupacabra We've lost so many along the way to that monster.....

hey, me too

Visual reference........Regular Dick vs Fact Injected Dick

lmao, so technically there's no wrong answer.... there's a procedure where they can inject your own fat into your dick....God bless america and you gotta massage it for a while so the fat doesn't settle weird and you end up with a quasimodo dick... so they inject fat into your lips, ass, dick...uhh, I feel like there's more

Not longer......fatter You guys are going to serve as tie breaker in an argument and as such are bound by the rules of objective fairness....don't let your history with me and all we've been through sway your opinion on this matter......but know that I will remember those who stood with me and those who did not

nah, been there though....awful

Time is either frozen or speeding out of control whywhywhy

Go bigger....I know a guy that does sky writing with his bi-plane

a ghost changes everything Now we're going to need a wheel of cheese, eleven bowling pins, and a fishing poll

I said prank, not super villain death trap

I don't

I fixed it

To see if I could

I just took a piss without touching my dick and I was facing 90 degrees away from the toilet...hit the bowl dead on

Meet me at @molarbear 's house with 2 dozen ping pong balls, a plunger, and a live monkey

That's whats up @ELDEMONIO I like taller women too

That happens all the time....I'll just move to another cult....that's what I always do....been in tons of cults....usually have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader

I didn't know that came on already....I'm so behind Didn't even know Toast was in it....

Yes and no....I've just recently joined a cult and we share everything....i've done my best to hide my toothbrush