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You gotta pay the toll to ride the ride....

No this is a surgical procedure....you need doctors and everything....there's pre-op stuff and post-op stuff and obviously op-op stuff And the funniest part is that you have to take care of it a certain way or the fat will settle wrong and you'll have some deformed monster in your pants

I mean, just think about it, heroin and a successful comedy career......I certainly wouldn't have been able to see the downside

well it's not so much a theory as much as it is a surgical procedure... inject fact into your dick....it's all the rage with butts, so I figured also, it's a thing and people have been doing it for a while even though I thought of this independently and later found out it happens....like most of my ideas

and thank god for that....he paid a heavy price to be Artie Lange....I certainly couldn't do it

Idk, I laughed....I could see like Artie Lange saying that

lmao, I feel ya hey, have you heard of the fat dick theory

"out of respect", "with all due respect", idk what it is about the word respect and how people use it, it always seems to come off disingenuous....there's humor in it

sooo, supermodels....you like supermodels....how hard is that to say

out of respect You should use that in your act

Mario Lopez feeds on the blood of virgin goats on moonless nights....he has for centuries....it keeps him immortal I've spent years hunting him....my partner has spent decades.....we know him by his true name........El Chupacabra We've lost so many along the way to that monster.....

hey, me too

Visual reference........Regular Dick vs Fact Injected Dick

lmao, so technically there's no wrong answer.... there's a procedure where they can inject your own fat into your dick....God bless america and you gotta massage it for a while so the fat doesn't settle weird and you end up with a quasimodo dick... so they inject fat into your lips, ass, dick...uhh, I feel like there's more

Not longer......fatter You guys are going to serve as tie breaker in an argument and as such are bound by the rules of objective fairness....don't let your history with me and all we've been through sway your opinion on this matter......but know that I will remember those who stood with me and those who did not

nah, been there though....awful

Time is either frozen or speeding out of control whywhywhy

Go bigger....I know a guy that does sky writing with his bi-plane

a ghost changes everything Now we're going to need a wheel of cheese, eleven bowling pins, and a fishing poll

I said prank, not super villain death trap

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