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so this is what everyone's dick looks like, huh yeah, I know what you looked at for reference well except Still_me who looked at lupin's, apparently white, cock

the hairless cats don't slide as well......I've tried And putting sweaters on them doesn't help.....they hate the sweaters almost as much as they'll hate you....then come the late nights spent wondering how smart cats are and why it's more plausible that your neighbor would cut your brake lines because she's jealous of your garden R.I.P Tony, Toni, Tone....they're smiling scowling up in heaven every time the neighborhood dogs force the dog walker to cross the street rather than come near my house

Yes, it does explain it better A recreational outlet that is free of a chore-like process.....or something that you enjoy so much that the more chore-like aspects aren't noticeable or are themselves fun... Have you tried cat curling?

I know, me too, but my sister's a writer and she says that's part of the process....if you write a hundred pages and ten are decent then you're doing something....I think that's what she said Hey @Bouvre can you become our writing guru?

I didn't say anything about a book....just write, see what comes of it

You should write

If I leave something on it would be music, but I do have shows that make me comfortable enough to want to sleep...usually Futurama or Parts Unkown

Hey, that's my culture as well....Ethiopians even have a special clay coffee pot for the holidays with little special cups....fought it with all my might alright you talked me into it....you can take me to Scandinavia-land-ville-berg.....I want to eat the shark that smells of old cheese

I will find you, balloon man

huh, when I think Scandinavian, I don't think coffee.....I think giants lifting things.....and gender parity

Your body's probably adjusted by now, but that just sounds like terrifying news to me

I be "some people"

I poop once a day, like clockwork.....anymore and I know something's up

I forget people are just chugging this diuretic every morning....do you just get used to that aspect?

Sure you can...."can't" is for quitters who sit in circles in basements constantly introducing themselves Now I find that if you start drinking, the alcohol will help justify itself Pro-tip: yes, people can smell clear liquor on your breathe....arguing that they're liars 'cause clear liquor is undetectable is also not advisable Pro-tip: ignore everything I say

hey, my girlfriend has that exact tattoo in that exact spot....crazy huh He's got a cheery expression so when I hit it from the back it looks like he's proud of me

There's a door frame pull up bar next to the TV....that's not his house

I don't know how much the girlfriend experience costs, but you can probably make this happen, Guy....you'll probably have to factor in transportation costs to fly her out, but it'll be worth it, amirite...Neko's a special gal

I got earrings, but I took them out and the holes closed. It was spur of the moment and I wouldn't do it again. They're pretty annoying. I wanted to get a lip ring, but I figured if I couldn't maintain the earrings then there was little chance. Glad I skipped that I got a frenum piercing that healed well, but it lost it's novelty so I took it out. The hole is still there, but no one notices unless I point it out. This girl was fairly close to getting me to get a tongue ring with her. The uses of this piercing were made known to me and there were certain promises made...but I did a little research and started going on and on about forked tongues....that killed her enthusiasm for mutilating herself and I never found the right person to do it, thank god....though forked tongues still look awesome to me....It's still a goal of mine to get with a girl that has one

Robert Klein killed on his episode....I'm watching it for like the fourth time