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yeah, girl, me too

Insist on getting your pets from the animal shelter Insist on getting your girlfriends from the women's shelter

I don't control the tip of it, just the base

wow, people actually do this huh....I owe my sister an apology....I straight laughed in her face when she told me she wrote a love letter to some girl at her school

this is a good thing....people have been addicted to food for years....everyone lets it slide because it's THE most socially acceptable drug in the world, but it doesn't have to be this way....you've somehow rid yourself of your appetite, now all that's left is the withdrawal pains of hunger, then you're out....you'll be rid of this crippling addiction once and for all....stay the course

I learned about this guy through comedians doing bits about him, then the whole incident with his church happened and I was like "oh shit it's that guy, waaaaat"

i hope someone's making money off these idiots

I keep coming back to this....I'm gonna save it....I legit cackled when I saw it....i've never done that before

oh no, I remember those I once humped a couch.......that couch and I had some good times

i hear ya

ok so it was someone else....I could have sworn it was someone on here who had a show.....maybe @That_One_Guy

I hear it's just a ruse to create a philosopher stone

wait, that's really happening? and you're going?

in order to protect me, my brain has erased large chunks of my time as a teenager so I can't really think of anything

a show....on tv

Hey, didn't you have a show coming up? Or am I thinking of someone else >.>

right.....fuckin' masterpiece

If they could, they would

who is this "we"? I'm an angel....that's why the temperature in the church inexplicably rises when my parents make us go during the holidays

k

lets hope it's not in her hair.....some where in there....nestled in nice and tight....just holding on.....waiting