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I wish I could, but no matter what I do I can't seem to kill off that lingering last shred of decency that dwells in my otherwise shriveled heart

rats with fuzzy tails they are

It's all the way down to 65% percent How did I manage this without putting a dent in my sterling, bumper car like, crash rate? Simple.....there is an inexplicable boom in the squirrel population around where I live and those little bastards don't respect the right of way Ad: Thank goodness for Jimmy Dean's Car Tape. The best tape for fixing up your car. Car Tape! It's duck tape!

It's a Drowzee! Quick throw your pokeball

unfortunately some aren't as blessed @ITasteLikeSex

I don't know exactly what heartburn is, much less had it before.... I did look it up and it seems to match up with what i felt..... my body is breaking down 😭

I forget....do we get to read them after? Like, do you post them here?

Whatever it was it doesn't fit any of these symptoms.....that could be bad or good, idk

nah, i'm good

good, one down......a million to go it's all reps

My biggest flaw is that i'm a perfectionist. My smallest flaw is my penis.

Oh I was dealing with it before that....It was just a funny thought I had on the can...

Hmm, maybe

I don't know if that other thread got in my head or what.... I mean i'm not worried, but i'm worried....if that makes sense Like I was sitting on the can earlier and I was like, "FUCK THIS, I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE ELVIS!" I may be overreacting....i'm young...fit as a fiddle....btw, what is a fiddle....it's like a musical instrument, right? why compare health to that? It maybe gas, idk....what does acid reflux feel like? also, what is acid reflux? Is it the same thing as heart burn? all I know is my left arm isn't numb, so I should be good, right....that's the one sign I know to look for thanks to tv.... ok, reading this out loud's making me feel better.... besides, this isn't how that old witch doctor said I'd go.....'course his office was next to a K-Mart and also he had an office....very uncharacteristic of a genuine witch doctor I'm starting to babble....I'm going to go make some tea

Day time hallucinations Night time hallucinations Decrease in Semen Increase in Semen my bones are cold my teeth are hot my heart is either too fast or too slow my brain makes a clicking sound my tail is losing all it's hair my left foot is spongie my right foot is rough and explosive, i need a seat belt on the toilet, diarrhea

share the same base.....what kinda hydra dick are you dreaming about? when you pulled one off, did two grow in it's place?

man, i am so behind on Rick and Morty

I have sisters....they've pretty much made sure I knew with unnecessary detail what goes on on that side......no thanks

hehe, good one, but no....hehe, yeah just, uhh, no......hehehe.......no

It's leg day....my thighs are sore.....does that count? Solidarity, Sister!