little_girl_lost

i'm insanely jealous

Hershey kisses, to be exact i'm too warm and cozy in bed to get up and make anything.

i'm pissed its being listed as a comedy

Today was also Canadian Boxing Day A day for Justin Trudeau to put his dick in a box.

That last episode though. I thought Sax was gonna try to eat his gun while watching that popcorn.

I like discounts, but I hate crowds so I stay inside

Holy shit, there is someone else watching this show.

Keep the Anti-Christ in Christmas

I only have the sexy catwoman costume

been in the house for a few days, we don't know how it got in. It has plenty of places to hide in the daytime with mum having tall shelves with stuffed animals on them. It comes out once in a while to make a few circles around the living room before hiding again. I want to let him out, but I cant have the door standing wide open with cats who would love to get out but cants fend for themselves against feral neighbourhood cats. I tried having all the lights off in the house with the door open, I tried having all the lights on in the house with the door open. Don't know what to do.

my family doesn't secretly hate me they openly hate me

Dignity over companionship

santa would take one look at my tits and feel sorry enough to give me extra presents

i hope I work on xmas

a babybel cheese, mozzarella style

Salty

deliberately keep your pet un-spayed or neutered

JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?? I know they used makeup to have her suit the character, but not that much, fuck

sorry, thought you said 'start slacking off'

if it's officer sexy, i'd like to and then get on top of him

Goblin on your cock?

the slightest flurry and people forget how to drive