little_girl_lost

I think he mentioned something that made her start sweating profusely

I like to think the origin of this is that the old man was looking up illicit content by searching for "butt videos", auto-correct turned "butt" into "Butte", and when the son saw the search history he decided to surprise the dad with a trip to montana, and the ashamed old man is really committed to the lie.

I've never been asked so nicely before

You don't ask for much, do you?

I don't question it, that whole family is weird

the latter is more unbelievable

I would have two pillowcases and a backpack and I didn't even think about going home until all of them were full

he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck.

done.

in a few weeks Christmas will start its war on us

I made chicken wings last night in yeungling wing sauce no pics though, bf devoured them before a pic could even be considered.

Just got out of work, so, no pants

many years as a kid, I used to play here no campgrounds and no sleeping in the woods unless you wanted to get murdered by transients

pajama-pant-capris with the grumpy care bear on them

but Sterling Holloway died in '92

Mine is quite accurate as I'm from RI

no, I mean William Katt

believe it or not

mine is just for show not for usin and rubbers bust easy? I wouldn't know, I don't use em.

i have the same stress ball

where I used to live, a local radio station would have an "xmas in july" event, where for a week in july they would play xmas music they had to abruptly drop the music when people thought they were literally losing their minds, waking up hearing xmas tunes.