little_girl_lost

i usually go about two months between sexual encounters

my store has a freal machine, but all our self serve beverage machines are shut down due to the covid-mania but when my store locks up at night I grab a shake out of my backstock freezer and make it for myself

i thought this would be about freal milkshakes

i am my cats' pillow

i thought madea was this generations earnest

I have that game for SNES, genesis version is better though

You made a promise and you delivered on that promise i'd vote for you.

Super Mar-Cat*

Ketchup is gross. I like to taste my food rather than smother it with sugary tomato goo.

Wasn't this the subject of an [as] short? one of the 11 minute shows, fake infomercials they have on at 4 am sometimes this one was a toilet that identified you by your anus, but then it broke down to minors using the toilet and the photo memory of the kids anuses would be technically child porn that would be transported across state lines over the internet. pretty sure I didn't dream that.

What's a bra?

I think my list will make a lot of people here hate me, but here goes 1. superhero movies, or any movie where the world need saved, fuck the world 2. star wars, never got into it 3. anime, same reason I don't like star wars 4. Chinese food 5. seafood 6. Leggings 7. amusement parks 8. Ketchup 9. Turkey 10. free food- what's the catch?

doesn't everybody hate this?

i mean a few years down the line, some middle aged woman will throw a hissy-fit and demand to see a manager if a bare forearm grazes the outside of a paper bag.

trying to go "contactless" will last far beyond this pandemic

Was watching castle rock, but the site I was watching on is missing two eps from season 2

No one: OMG, its an emergency, I NEED to go to joann fabrics! edit, I don't work there, just citing an example

My papers say I am, but I don't think anything my store sells is that fucking essential, all the stores are claiming to be essential. But if all the stores are still open, and customers are still regularly shopping at the stores, what exactly is on lockdown?

My job gave the employees Letters of Transit so we can still go to work in the lockdown.