Codename: Jackass

German efficiency strikes again. First the camps, now the clothing racks.

I hate my job, but I could always work in a factory for $8.50 an hour.

For the low, low price of whatever is in your refrigerator that you don't mind me getting rid of, I will come to your home and whisper sweet nothings into your ear, like "how does the remote work?" and "do penguins feel cold?"

Suicide.

Tags on clothing that rub against my skin. The soft clicking drum sound from sappy '70s soft rock. Eggplant, both the taste and the consistency.

When I'm driving in the car and there's something in the cabin squeaking or rattling with the vibration and I can't make it stop.

Better than owing money.

I ate some peanut butter earlier. Thank you, original Black Science Man.

One dog probably got upset that another dog was on its turf, started barking, and then all the other dogs either saw/smelled the stray dog or decided to join in the fun because there's nothing better to do when you're sitting in the back yard at 4:00 in the morning.

My favorite thing in the world is needing to take a shit like right at that very moment and walking into a public restroom with only one toilet that has been pissed all over or covered in diarrhea splatter.

I mostly do, but potshots are great for those low-hanging fruit likes.

When I was a kid in elementary school I would run with my fingers extended like Goku did on Snake Way because I thought it made me faster.

Don't tell me you weren't posting about the Broly movie just last week.

バカ外人！

He needs to start filling up the anime folders with posts about male privilege in shonen anime and comparing his catfish tank to a koi pond in glorious Nippon (translator's note: Nippon is how the Japanese refer to Japan).

God please kill me now.

I go to work at 4:00 PM and barely see the sun in winter. But it's cool, though. I get to hear the gunshots from the bad neighborhood down the way every once in a while.

I skimmed through r/Winnipeg and they're toughing it out but not happy about it, either.

This is played, boi.

He probably died

Might as well just move to Alaska at this point.

Shores of Lake Michigan in Chicago

Ice dunes on Lake Superior

Headline: "Southern Wisconsin colder than parts of Mars through Friday morning." https://wkow.com/weather/weather-now/2019/01/29/southern-wisconsin-colder-than-parts-of-mars-through-friday-morning/