Codename: Jackass

Just go get some. I mean, it's right there. See that Circle K? The clerk's not even at the register. Hit the No Sale button and that shit's yours.

I will also gladly provide you with two forties and a stolen Playstation.

Google says it's him.

It took me a minute to realize it was Hammer but he was a little bit before my time.

Go on...

If you do like those televangelists say and make sure to send your generous donation to Holy Opulence Ministries, Jesus will be sure to bless you (yes, that means YOU!) with a brand new, pre-owned, Cadillac and all of your wildest dreams will come true. But only if you pay. Dig deep. That mortgage means nothing when God Himself is going to give you the money after you send some money to the church. The good Reverend needs a new yacht.

This one went over my head. Is it because Hammer had those tax problems?

Two forties of Steel Reserve and a stolen Playstation.

We will use gene editing to make this a reality, praise God.

I mean, seriously, why would you want to be poor? Just get more money.

You have to do that thing where you take your glove off and slap me with it. In any case, I and my manservant will meet you at the riverbank.

I've got this shit stuck in my head god damn it.

I think the biggest shock is that it was considered Spankin' New music on MTV. I have a powerful "Hmmmm" growing inside me.

Don't tell me what.

Hmmm... I must consult my sources.

I think kinda you want to.

I don't need a reason to post Trent in a funny hat.

This isn't actually my radiator guys.

It'll be a new, different Hell.

The world must submit to Tomato.