Codename: Jackass

Those Twitch thots will never pay attention to you unless you can pony up a few thousand dollars.

Also, why does anybody get that bent out of shape about a commercial for razors?

I've had that discussion with myself a few times.

The being one of three people up at 4:00 AM bullshitting on a message board life is a struggle.

>2019 >caring about post count

People who wake up at 5:00 in the morning and think the world is a good place.

Wow, rude.

I bet I could beat Steven Seagal's ass. He's so fat now that there's no way he could hit me square with a roundhouse. EZ.

Don't tell me shit.

To be fair, I don't think his friend has a leg to stand on.

I don't think so but I also haven't watched MTV in fifteen years.

I'm gonna see him on an episode of Bully Beatdown.

If he's tiny then I'm home free.

I'll take him in the octagon.

That's not a knife... that's a knife.

Inscribed in tiny letters on the inside it will say "our balls touched."

Who the fuck are you? Fuck's like "do you know who I am?" Fucks fail to understand that I'm like "Eh."

I always figured we were "people K_N is forced to tolerate." Congratulations, though.

Jenkem

https://www.concerthotels.com/got-rhythm OFFICIAL RANKINGS: 950-1000 - Virtuoso 900-950 - Musically competent 850-900 - Moderate musical awareness 800-850 - Low level of musical awareness 750-800 - Completely unmusical <750 - Rather unfortunate

There actually is an Alamo Beer brewery in San Antonio, but I've never had it. No relation to propane or propane accessories.

Davy Crockett was from Tennessee.