Codename: Jackass

Truth: spiders are a lot more difficult to choke.

Played some RE2 at my buddy's house the other night. A few hours in, playing as Leon, I was working on getting to the clock tower but there was that corridor on the 3rd floor full of undead and lickers. My ammo was running low, had no grenades or knives so I just ran past and got bitten a couple times. I was running to the safe deposit room to put the keys on the keypad with danger health when X done gave it to me. Put the controller down and said "alright that's it."

PSN: Drews_Brew_Crew Currently playing GTA Online, Red Dead Online, Modern Warfare Remastered.

PS4 is on its way, will be here Thursday. Grabbed a bundle that included Spider-Man, also picked up RE2, GTAV and The Last of Us. Probably will be picking up a couple more games when I have the cash. Definitely going to get RDR2, but most of the games I got were heavily discounted because they're pretty old. Probably gonna get Tekken 7 and some sort of FPS, but I don't feel great about Cawadoody. What's hot these days, anyway? I haven't played games consistently since 2013. yeah yeah PC gaymen master race console waste of money noob blah blah I'll get a decent computer when I've got a little more cash to burn.

No, he just had sex with the wrong person back in the '80s.

There's nothing wrong with a friendly game of catch or a nice pickup game of touch football.

I don't believe they ever were on the field at the same time.

The only tight ends better at playing with balls were Tony Gonzalez and Kellen Winslow. Maybe Rob Gronkowski.

You're allowed to drive?

He's not that bad and he was really good at playing with balls.

It's Dallas Cowboys legend Jason Witten being cheeky.

It provides me fleeting amusement.

I haven't busted a nut since 2013.

Oh yeah it's fr.

Expending semen actually depletes life force.

There's this lady that works at a gas station I frequent that I always shoot the shit with, even though their gas is always fifteen cents higher.

A win is a win, bud.

A dear friend died due to complications from AIDS. Just bringing this down a little.

Good day, nerds.

Gotta prevent the gay AIDS abortion satanic ritual abuse adoption pride parade agenda, or some shit, because dey eat da poopoo and kiss each other in public. Or something. Because Moses said God told the Israelites to stone gays. IT AIN'T NATCHRUL. These are all things I've heard at one point or another because the Bible Belt is a strange place. But there are several people I'd take a bullet for because they're good people who have made my life better for having known them.

Turns out there was a priest here in the '80s and '90s that was named in an investigation recently. So that's really lame.

I'm trying to think of something amusing but it won't come to me. Keep movin' forward, lady.

What is preventing sleep?

I'm really not looking to sink the cost into a computer right now, though I know it would be the better investment in the long run. I'm thinking PS4 wins out.

I'm moving into your apartment complex. Don't mind me, I won't come inside or anything, I'll just sleep on one of the grassy areas. If there's a water hose nearby that's even better.