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Codename: Jackass

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    I still have a last.fm profile but I don't check it much. Around 95,000 scrobbles, give or take. I'm pretty sure we follow each other on there. I use Spotify for my music these days
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    Manchester by the Sea - 8/10 It was a great character study of grief and remorse and how sometimes we can't pick up the pieces. Don't go in expecting some great epiphany or life-changing moment. Still, it's a very lovely film.
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    The thicker the better.
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    Also I like peanut butter.
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    Ass
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    6'2"
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    But will Quackman come out of the coma? If he's a vegetable I'll cry.
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    What will the insurance company say? Were you driving for work? Did Gordon make it alright? Will Quakers ever walk again?
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    He crushes cars real good.
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    I will pay you ten dollars American to talk about monster trucks with me for ten minutes. Grave Digger is better than Bigfoot btw.
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    LITTLE BITCH I T C H
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    Oh great, I'm going to bring a being into this ruined, dying world. I can't think of a worse curse.
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    I need some expert advice from you weirdos. Will I die? Will I get hen-themed super powers from this shit?
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    Hopefully she backs up her threat, you gotta live a life outside of the basement dude.
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    This just won't do. We need the swollen cranium back.
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    No! No! Not like that. It's that one thing you've really been wanting to get yourself but couldn't justify spending money on.
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    tfw you've got three stars, jack the first car you find because you've gotta get away from the army of cops shooting you in the ass, realize it's like a Futo or something, and still get away. Makes life worth living.
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    I will purchase a nice box and mail it to Bouvre. What is inside? N O B O D Y K N O W S
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    How else do guys with micropenises give their partners any kind of satisfaction?
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    Good day to our resident big brain.
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    I'm looking forward to paying my car off very soon. Can't wait to have that millstone off my neck. August cannot arrive soon enough.
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    The one in the West Office that's slumped at the desk.
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    The flamethrower makes them a joke but it takes a lot of fuel.
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    That moment of realization came when I pumped a full magazine into a zombie's noggin and he got back up.
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