Codename: Jackass

Do you like him?

Do you like him?

I only understood what half of that meant fam.

Retarded newfriend memesters born in 2002.

Good.

Making chocolate pudding. "But it's four in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" Because I've lost control of my life.

What did it say?

I became a Patreon patron for a band and they sent me a clothing patch. Might post shitty pics later.

I say we just nuke the board. gg no re ASMB.

That was nice.

Hey Arnold! was a quality children's cartoon.

"Now that was music! And you had one ballad, it started out in black and white and when the guitar solo came in it turned to color. Now THAT was music!"

It fills me with joy that Mr. Tusk is already triggering people.

Very sad that the unchecked fungal epidemic in South America will destroy all bananas soon.

We already have one spammer. Why not another? Thenthis place well be SUPER active.

ASS

It was by the back of the house where they sat trash before trash day and they had some tires and bags of cans. people also started throwing their empty cans and bottles and cigarette butts down there as the party progressed.

we get it you vape

Also, drove.

Dented the frame of the host's above-ground pool doing a cannonball. Stepped onto a stair that didn't exist, fell off their elevated back porch into a pile of beer cans and old tires. Broke the knob off the back of their drum chair falling over. Slept on their futon, turned over, took the futon with me and ripped the curtain rod out of the wall. But I helped clean up trash the next morning.

LOST ICKA TOE REST MIGHT LIKE A SENDER DOE REE YOUR MAKE A DOLL A RAY DAY SENDER BRIGHT LIKE A PENALTY

Does anybody really exist?

Back when I first started posting on ASMB my space bar broke so I had to use dashes for every space.

I housesat for my uncle last year and he lives out in the country. Cellular reception was iffy at best. Scary to think I could cut my neck in a freak accident, bleed out, die and not be found for a day.