Codename: Jackass

don't look at the deadlights for fucks sake don't look at them what are you doing

Never cared for walnuts. I can get down with some pistachios and cashews even though they're meme nuts nowadays.

I still have my old teddy bear somewhere, I think in my old dresser. I used to practice wrestling moves on him while jumping on my trampoline. He always no-sold my flying elbow drop, though.

quack quack

POP QUIZ Indica or sativa?

"You'll float down here, Danny... Everything floats down here..."

ever taken two dicks at the same time?

eh neither bad nor good I was in a play so that probably changes perception a little bit.

I've worn lipstick before.

United States Postal Service

I enjoy a good prostate orgasm.

Dick in ass

My cable provider doesn't have Viacom and I've been too lazy to switch but I'm sure I'm not missing anything.

I want to be the son of a billionaire tycoon so I can do whatever the fuck I want all day every day but I guess I missed out on that timeline.

just gotta be yourself brah

I've been pulling overtime for the past month now and I'm starting to feel very upset with life. Not sure what to do, I don't want to sudoku but something's got to give.

Are you unemployed right now? It's paradoxical. When I was unemployed I would end up sleeping like five or six hours even though I had all the fucking time in the world to sleep.

JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE BRO JUST TALK TO THEM BRO JUST BEE YOURSELF

what is grim fandango

HA HA HEY BUDDY DON'T WORRY MAN JUST BE YURSELF JUST BEE YOURSELF I DON'T WHAT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AT ALL BUT I THINK MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCES WILL WORK FOR EVERYONE HA HA DON'T SWEAT IT BUDDY JUST BEE YOURSELF

yo I've been there

Wanna get fucked up with me later?

Tell me about REDRUM.

Great movie but it's totally Kubrick's vision. The book goes a lot more into why Jack turns out the way he does and has a different ending as well. Also Wendy's not just a terrified lamppost in the book like she is for most of the movie.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS