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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. ass
  2. Sometimes I'll really consider ending it if life's totally fucked but a lot of the time some mild inconvenience will occur and my thoughts will jump to suicide for no reason.
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    I'm unzipping my pants now.
  4. This pisses me off.
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    Are you saying you need me to carry you? Depending on distance my arms may give out and I might have to fireman carry you but it can be done.
  6. I think I peaked in 2013 and it's been all downhill since.
  7. Codename: Jackass

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    Well that's just uncalled for.
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    I don't know what the fuck is going on ITT.
  9. Man, I'd love to get food stamps but unfortunately I work too much to reap the benefits of a broken system. Enjoy my tax money though.
  10. thanks man sorry it reminds you of shit mouth
  11. In a parallel universe there would be no planet Earth. Would be a better one tbh desu senpai.
  12. it's cancer sorry rest in peace
  13. man that guy was really onto something with buttered toast that stuff is really good
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