Codename: Jackass

Sometimes I'll really consider ending it if life's totally fucked but a lot of the time some mild inconvenience will occur and my thoughts will jump to suicide for no reason.

I'm unzipping my pants now.

This pisses me off.

Are you saying you need me to carry you? Depending on distance my arms may give out and I might have to fireman carry you but it can be done.

I think I peaked in 2013 and it's been all downhill since.

we get it you vape

Well that's just uncalled for.

hey man chill out

I don't know what the fuck is going on ITT.

5/10 I don't know what it is

Man, I'd love to get food stamps but unfortunately I work too much to reap the benefits of a broken system. Enjoy my tax money though.

Carl Johnson 9/10 Mr. Tusk 8/10

thanks man sorry it reminds you of shit mouth

In a parallel universe there would be no planet Earth. Would be a better one tbh desu senpai.

6/10

it's cancer sorry rest in peace

man that guy was really onto something with buttered toast that stuff is really good

That WILD MOTHERFUCKER right there will take care of your pizza fix. Just look at Mike there. Really look. Look at that manic expression carved across that neanderthal brow, the unnatural angle of his Chiclet teeth. He knows what you're after and he's ready to deliver.

Once live sports moves to the internet I can kiss cable goodbye.

Given enough reason, people will hate anything.

I'm really not above any beer as long as it gets me drunk.