Codename: Jackass

That WILD MOTHERFUCKER right there will take care of your pizza fix. Just look at Mike there. Really look. Look at that manic expression carved across that neanderthal brow, the unnatural angle of his Chiclet teeth. He knows what you're after and he's ready to deliver.

Once live sports moves to the internet I can kiss cable goodbye.

Given enough reason, people will hate anything.

I'm really not above any beer as long as it gets me drunk.

I think I addressed in the OP that I generally prefer craft beer but sometimes I enjoy a mostly tasteless six pack of suds for cheap drunk.

Warm beer doesn't bother me that much.

These cans seem okay.

Last name initial - C Animal - Cat Girl's name - Christina Boy's name - Craig Color - Crimson Name of a movie - Cool Runnings Something you wear - Cardigan Drink - Cola Food - Chili Item in bathroom - Cotton balls Place - Canada Reason to be late - Car crash

I find it funny that grown adults with jobs and responsibilities are lamenting the fact that the children's cartoons on Cartoon Network don't appeal to them.

Do you have a learning disability?

It's such a blessing that I have never required corrective lenses.

I think because a large amount of ice cream's volume comes from air, and it also has a high fat content, it tends to sit on top of the liquid in your stomach until further digested, so when you puke shortly after eating it, that's the first thing that comes out. But this is just a guess.

Hugs are free.

First NaBraniel dies, then his credit score too. Why God why?

no sonics gay friends are fisty the platypus and buttplugs the flying kitsune buttplugs is special because he has two of those buttplugs that have an animal tail on the end and fisty has big fists so he gets a good anal stretch

doctor cortez

Hasn't really done much for my credit score. They'll fuck you up real quick though if you default or go delinquent for longer than 90 days.

I actually got about $130 back on my tax refund last year because I got a deduction for paying student loan interest. And what did I do with it? Buy some gas, a six pack and give the rest right back to the government.

Growing up, we always called them waterbugs.

Palmetto bugs ain't shit.

The whole Blackjazz album is pretty good if you enjoyed that style. They got away from that sound for something more streamlined on later albums. I really like their latest album even though it's really more straightforward industrial metal. You might like their earlier albums Grindstone and In the Kingdom of Kitsch You Will Be a Monster, they're more like jazz-rock fusion. Thanks for checking it out though, I wasn't sure what you'd think.

Yeah but he was dunkin' 4 tha rings