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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. Now open your naive eyes and see that women simply do not exist.
  2. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE PUTTY WHEN SHE WALKS INTO THE ROOM? TOUCH MY TOOTER, SMOOCHER SONNY - IT AIN'T ALL MILK AND HONEY AND I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN SHE STARTS TO GROOVE
  3. honestly famalam I do enjoy craft beer more but sometimes I just want to get a cheap buzz and PBR does it just fine. That and Miller High Life.
  4. The government has never forcibly seized my tax refund to pay off my student loans. I end up using most of them for that exact purpose but it's my choice.
  5. TimDunkin'4Rings gone but not forgotten his legacy lives in through Geenobeelee.
  6. *pulls out katana* *slices you in half from head to toe with lightening speed* tch ....nothin personnel kid ...
  7. That guy probably thinks he's one of those "nice guys" you hear about who act like absolute beta males to get attention from women and then sperg out when they're rebuffed for being beta males.
  8. I need to but there's always something else coming up.
  9. The whole internet will back me up on this.
  10. No, the green dude is Zelda and the yellow triangle is the Link, it Links the world together. Duh. Come on man get it together.
  11. the game's called Legend of Zelda. What the fuck am I supposed to call the main character? He's Zelda.
  12. A friend backed into my car two weeks after I bought it and dented the fender pretty bad and also caused some damage to the headlight. Because he was using a car belonging to his girlfriend's parents and wasn't on the insurance, their insurance refused to pay and we spent six months on that with no resolution. I let it slide because he's a good guy but I was still really pissed off. My cousin's boyfriend at the time ended up repairing the dent for me.
  13. Probably a Ranma 1/2 type deal desu senpai.
  14. I guess Zelda does kind of look like a girl but it's really a stretch.
  15. I always thought it was weird that they gave the main character a girl's name but maybe Zelda means something different in Hyrule elf-speak.
  16. My current debt is $24,608.
  17. I'm certain that he is in a better place and watching over this thread right now.
  18. I anticipate a career year based on sheer grit and temerity.
  19. I used to have State Farm but I wrecked my car when I was 20 and the rate skyrocketed so I ended up switching to GEICO. I think once I turn 26 my rates will drop significantly but I don't know how long that wreck will follow me.
  20. dont talk shit abt cash banditoo
  21. The best part is that, because he lost the civil suit that the Goldman family filed, all of the money from the rights to that book go to them. Unfortunately, OJ still has his nearly $3 million pension and that is untouchable, but hopefully he'll gamble it all away and die penniless and alone like he deserves.
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