Codename: Jackass

You're absolutely right, I am the human stain.

I was going to vocaroo a primal scream but I think I'll wake people up and get the cops called on me at this hour.

Just doin' your thang.

LMAO

Ever had Oh's? They're like giant Cheerios with an oat cluster in the middle and they taste like honey and mouth orgasm. Those things fill a primal need. Capn Crunch also makes milk taste good.

Okay seriously there isn't even an electric guitar, no harsh vocals please love my music.

Do you like darkwave and synthpop?

Tiny Toons was great, I never liked Animaniacs. I'd probably pick up on more stuff if I gave Animaniacs a fair shake as an adult but it feels kind of weird watching children's cartoons as a grown man.

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shut up dad

Trent and Atticus will save music in 2017.

I'm not Naraku4656.

Naw

I came up with emptycookiejar because I was thinking about how nice it would be to have some Oreos while I was coming up with an ASMB screenname. I changed it to empty because it's less embarrassing. I guess. Or, edgy answer, because I'm dead inside.

One of the greatest comedy sets I've ever seen.

I do understand this but /pol/ was already garbage. Pissing in ocean of piss, etc.

Mowing lawns is harder than jacking off all day, obvi.

Walk Your Way Out. I'm Sorry You Feel That Way is probably funnier though.

But the protagonist was actually crazy. I have never browsed r/The_Donald, probably won't.

He does have some beady little eyes, doesn't he?

"McDonald's exists for two reasons, okay. It's for drunk people and it's for children. Alright? That's what this thing is. Ya know, you're in your car, your kids won't shut the hell up, you go to the drive-thru, you get a couple of poison burgers, you throw it down their throats, their little systems can't handle it, they start nodding off. And you're up front, you're bigger, you can handle a bigger dose of poison, you pop in your Def Leppard cassette, you have a little moment for yourself."

He is a great American.

I'm watching his most recent stand-up special. It's pretty funny.

I don't know what MGTOW means. Are you right or are you Sam Hyde-right?