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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. i hav palyed dis game
  2. I've worked a roadside assistance hotline and the vast majority of insurers and manufacturers will only tow it to a dealership unless you pay out your ass. A word to the wise: get Liberty Mutual if you can afford it.
  3. "maybe if I insult Zeni enough, he'll go away." -you, 2017
  4. I have roadside assistance through GEICO but I'd prefer not to have my car towed to the Chevy dealership so they can charge me $2000 for services, both needed and unneeded.
  5. That's valid, but that's why God invented liquor.
  6. Most macrobrews are pretty bad in one way or another. PBR is cheap and it actually has a little bit of flavor as opposed to stuff like Bud or Coors. Is it because of the "hipster" connotation?
  7. Owning a car is overrated, I wish there were a better way.
  8. *grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
  9. Cool, I just need my Tamagotchi, JNCO jeans and frosted tips and I'll be set.
  10. You're just not enough of a "le quirky nerd" to be a Whovian! Excuse me while I tip my fedora and hop into my TARDIS for more timey-wimey wishy-washy super-dooper-pooper-scooper shenanigans!
  11. Intoxication manslaughter isn't so bad, really.
  12. Wrapped up nice and pretty http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1805280.1401061367!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/crash26n-4-web.jpg[/img]
  13. oak tree you're in my way
  14. Message boards are so 2005.
  15. That's not a 540 Hardflip to Smith grind.
  16. It's alright man looks like nobody gives a fuck about fantasy football either.
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