lupin_bebop

Again. Depends. Depends on the event and where. Most events, I have you pay everything up front, and I show early, setup, do it, and go. Usually it's $100/hour for just music with a 3 hour minimum. I've done other deals before. I'm willing to negotiate within some reason. I'm pretty cheap as a DJ, really. Mostly, you're paying for my time (because gas and bills don't pay themselves). Weddings, it's half up front (DBAA fee), then half at least 35 days before the date (to keep you from making last minute changes like an asshole). I don't even take your phone call for less than $1000 for a wedding. Again, I'll negotiate a little bit, but not much. Weddings are a big endeavor, because I have to talk to your wedding planner, the venue, and (sometimes) the police.

Yeah......this is northern Texas......so I shouldn’t expect much in winter.

Probably not. I already have my Basic White Girl playlist ready to go.

Depends. They are going to have to pay me. Also, there are minimums they must meet.

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So.....I should be prepared for Chippendale strippers?

......event. I hope this isn’t a thing now.

Or how about neither?

No.

.......Then you should get more exercise. Wouldn’t want you breaking a hip by next week during water aerobics.

.......Unfortunately for you, I AM one of those people who will judge you when you look stupid.

Yep. Just like a maze, I said “Fuck that, I’m staying home”.

Ha.

😐

...........My response here is dependent upon if you finished the last episode or not.

You don’t know how algorithms work, do you? It’s really simple: Start doing searches for video games and the like again. It’ll fix all that. You could also: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT BEING A FUCKING WUSSY ABOUT IT

I see this on a normal basis, too.

I’ve ridden them before. They are nice and quaint, but they take too damn long. All this modern technology, and we can’t get a magnetic/bullet trains or this bitch? Nah. Fuck that. Also, tickets may be cheap, depending on where you’re going, but it’s not worth it, in my opinion. I’d rather ride the bus, because I can usually get there faster. Or, simply drive/fly it.

............So.....you’re afraid that the bigger tank change is freaking him out and you’re thinking about getting him a companion?

No

YEP. FUCKING TRUTH.

Thats Texas on a normal day.

I'm waiting.