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Yeah. The ONLY part I believed is that you were served a summons for court pending litigation. Yeah. You’ve fucking lost that case. How do I know? Because I know something you don’t: You intentionally skipped out on several things a while ago, bragged about it here, and they have finally caught up to you.

ALL OF YOUR SHIT is ho shit. Don’t fucking even try that bullshit.

Oh look at that, a woman who doesn’t know any better.....What are the odds?

Yes. I know they do stupid shit all the time. My dad worked for Ma Bell for decades. Also, they are in my backyard here in Dallas. (Their HQ is here, and I live 10 minutes from the building. It’s actually within eyeshot of my neighborhood) They do a LOT of anti-consumer practices on purpose, and get away with it.

Yeah. Most people are quiet poopers. You think you are. Just wait until you have you release a shit Kraken so fierce that your colon and sphincter are forced to do epic battle just to get that fucker to drop a few inches through that peephole you call an anus. You know which one I’m talking about......that fucking double Baconator, taco night queso, lasagna bake shit. You know the one that builds up so much, you start asking for a fucking gay priest to perform an anal exorcism on you just to widen you up to prepare for the coming fury. THAT one.....you’re fucking grunting to pound that out. I don’t care how quiet of a person you are.

AT&T acquired Direct TV July 2015

The ONLY thing that is true about this whole thing is that you were served creditor papers. Period. Creditors are generally willing to work with you and extend deadlines if you show willingness to pay or pay. The police don’t serve those kind of things. Trust me, I worked with law enforcement in my previous job. They would only show up here if you failed to show in court, which would mean you had a warrant, which would mean your ass would be in jail right now. The ONLY situation(s) this wouldn’t apply is if: 1. You got taken in and a bondsman got you out, which means YOU STILL HAVE TO GO TO COURT OR SETTLE YOUR SHIT, DUMBASS. Or, 2. You (meaning your fucking mom) paid off your shit, and they released you. Neither one of these are this. All of this to tell you.....STOP BEING A FUCKING LYING CUNT.

So you can say I’m a stalker, you fucking twat.

A “college fund”

I retweeted this video this morning. XD

BITCH, you LITERALLY JUST SAID IT. Fucking dumbass.

So........instead of using said child support to.....I don't know......start a college fund.... You decide to......be a completely awful parent? Good job.

.........That's because Dish is shit. You're overpaying for shit you can get for a fraction of the price on your Fire stick. Dumbass.

No.

..........Again......you say this like I'm not already doing it.

Already have some. It's in the fridge.

Wat?

...............You say this like I don't already?

Why should I give a single fuck about the responses.....let alone what you think about them? That's all it's EVER about.

.........................K

Be confident. Research the company you're going to. Knowing about them gives you some insight and leverage. It also helps you understand their culture a little bit. Know your worth. Meaning: Don't let them lowball you. If you've done your research on salary (which you should), you know when they are giving you bullshit offers. Arrive 15-30 minute early. Listen to music to calm you down beforehand. This also gives you time to observe the environment you'll potentially be in for a while as a fly on the wall. Turn your phone OFF during the interview. Obvious reason here. Don't be afraid to point out disrespect. If the interviewer is being disrespectful of you, your uncertainty, or your time, do NOT be afraid to call them on it. Also, feel free to stop the interview and walk out, if needed. You'll probably never run into this, but eventually, it happens. Don't be afraid to ask for the job at the end. Don't be afraid to say "No" to them.