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.................Fucking white people.

...................It's not one of your status updates......so no....it doesn't win.

.............Why do you Asians have to be so fucking smart and ruin shit for other smart people like me?

Yeah......looks like a desperate booty call to me.

About how I felt about my Monte Carlo......only I hated that shit.

You either have a 2 bedroom apartment or a studio.....which one is it? Also....”luxury” doesn’t mean shit. What is luxury to you guys? Having central AC and a dishwasher? That’s standard shit here.

Congratulations. You could use that money to pay for another spa session and wax for your shit. Especially since you won’t pay your bills or give your child anything with that money.

Bitch, shut the fuck up. In South Carolina, where you are, they pay pharmacy techs (who count and sort your pills) on average $12/hour. Do you REALLY think they give many fucks about accuracy at that rate? Nope. You’re fucking lucky you GOT pills. Fuck, they probably just miscounted/spilled while putting them in, and simply gave no fucks. Fuck, if you went back and told them, they would probably give you the pills without issue. Take your fucking attempt at intellect and baiting bullshit elsewhere, you fucking failure of a human mother.

Also, Candytopia came to Dallas, so we went.

My steak from a semi-frequent haunt, Hard Eight BBQ

Yes. It's debt and failure to pay that debt, then other shit she skipped on.

I'm sorry.....I couldn't understand that. Could you please take the lies and dicks out of your mouth and hands first?

It could also be musculo-skeletal. Meaning you pulled/tore a chest/pectoral/abdominal muscle. It happened to me. Had pains for days/weeks, then, one day, felt like I was dying and shit. Went in, and found out I snapped a band of chest muscles. Hurt like a BITCH.

Then I shall kill 15 whole litters of puppies.

Look at Failure Parent McSaggyTits forget that the Internet exists and people have memory.

Don’t really give a fuck what you think. 😐

Yeah....I haven’t prepared the house yet. It wasn’t supposed to be for a while.

I know the feels, man. It sucks. Hopefully, it’s not terrible news.

Yeah. The ONLY part I believed is that you were served a summons for court pending litigation. Yeah. You’ve fucking lost that case. How do I know? Because I know something you don’t: You intentionally skipped out on several things a while ago, bragged about it here, and they have finally caught up to you.

ALL OF YOUR SHIT is ho shit. Don’t fucking even try that bullshit.

Oh look at that, a woman who doesn’t know any better.....What are the odds?

Yes. I know they do stupid shit all the time. My dad worked for Ma Bell for decades. Also, they are in my backyard here in Dallas. (Their HQ is here, and I live 10 minutes from the building. It’s actually within eyeshot of my neighborhood) They do a LOT of anti-consumer practices on purpose, and get away with it.

Yeah. Most people are quiet poopers. You think you are. Just wait until you have you release a shit Kraken so fierce that your colon and sphincter are forced to do epic battle just to get that fucker to drop a few inches through that peephole you call an anus. You know which one I’m talking about......that fucking double Baconator, taco night queso, lasagna bake shit. You know the one that builds up so much, you start asking for a fucking gay priest to perform an anal exorcism on you just to widen you up to prepare for the coming fury. THAT one.....you’re fucking grunting to pound that out. I don’t care how quiet of a person you are.