PhilosipherStoned

To just let the Fresh Prince R.IP...Awww FUCK IT.

I've been warned not to buy cleanse kits on Amazon by most the people I know that use them. For whatever reason..The last thing I bought on Amazon with 2 day shipping didn't come until like 4 anyway. Same day shipping would probably still not get here on time lol. I can't count on it anway.

Yeah but theres no head shops still open here that contain any worth buying anymore since they got shut down.. There was a big petitiion to get them closed for selling synthetic. I might by one online but then theres the issue of making sure it gets too me on time. I'm still hoping this guy calls me back in the morning to reschedule.

Lol I drank 9 or 10 24 oz cans of beer AT LEAST last weekened prior to taking that home test.

You don't have any tips then? This shit was straight dro and I had GRAMS to myself. I wasn't expecting to fail that cheap ass test but I did.. The control line showed up so the test was supposed to have worked right. Anyway.. I hate lying or making up excuses, but I was NOT COMFORTABLE peeing for a job after failing that test. I've done nothing but drink water and exercise since yesterday. I ran 2 miles.. and spent a bit at the skatepark today. I was definitely sweating.. S:

Duh you just hide behind the trees next to a hot spring and wait. Not as convenient as porn, but worth the wait.

dick balls.. yes

It usually never works out in my favor to smoke on 420 either. I wont be smoking tomorrow because I may still have a drug test to pass for a job. After failing the pee cup test I did at home I decided to not go into the clinic like I was suppose to and instead I left a message on their phone after business hours saying I had a family emergency to attend to and I didn't get back until late. According to the hiring manager I would just have to do a drug screen once a year, but I wasn't planning on them calling me the next day after I applied. I had been toking up pretty big that week to..Wish me luck man this position sounds really chill I would just be turning my truck into a work truck and going door to door either getting people to pay their cable/internet or cutting it off on them.. That's literally the only time I would have to put up with peoples shit.. I get my route and work orders sent straight to my smartphone through some app. >_>

I barely realized earlier that the entire site background is jellyfish.. I was talking about your account theme because your sig was the closest thing to being jellyfish lol.

My name is Mud.

Doesnt seem to get the message across as well..

This changes everything... Just be careful who you say this to. You know what they did to galeleo. Flatearthers these days are lucky no one gives a shit about their bs.

I want one, but I dont want to spend that much money right now. What all games are out for it anyway besides a few Mario games, and Breath of the Wild?

Aww man a few more days and some clean pee and I could've been the one to do it.

Never should of took that self quiz I think I would've been better off not knowing. Pray for me chil'ren/

Literally just fuggit, and maybe something better will be birthed from it idk. I still don't know for sure what I should do about this test in the mornin' I DID NOT have enough time to study. S:

Wow I didn't realize I was talking to the Effin Dhali Llama

So ok.. the like button on the account thumbnail raises the karma for that account? Like an honest to j-man popularity button?

The force is strong with this one.

the karma number on our accounts is what I mean. Make it bigger yes?? ???

I dont see any jellyfish at all unless the figuresque humanoid creatures in your sig are supposed to look like jellyfish in their little set-ups... It looks awesome but I really don't know how to describe what I see.

In this great land of fallen memes and tired souls?

The heart attack thing might work lol if I did it convincing enough, but I could see that coming back to bite me in the ass.. possibly. So if I was to say I just woke up too late and I call in apologetically like Oh wow my alarm didn't go off gee I missed the deadline He might be ok with that to, but he might just say well ok just go do it now... so it wouldn't really buy me much time, if any. The thing that makes me nervous is I know people make excuses to get out of this shit all the time, IT HAS TO BE GOOD. MAybe like my my parents got into a car accident BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE. I just had to come pick her up, and getr her car home and fix it. because I litteraly had that happen right before this... MAYBE IT'S A SIGN. I HAVE SEEN THE GLORY.... Good input though LilIturd... Whats this rain teacher business.

I DON'T KNOW!! :::

Jellyfish are awesome.