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PhilosipherStoned

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    I've raised dogs more intimidating than that thing. bred with wolves ofcourse.
  2. Me too, and I'm not drunk enough. This faggot county wont start selling again until noon since it's everyones supposed to go to church or whatever dumb ass angle they're playin' help me please.
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    :barf:
  4. It's too late to buy any more for me sadly.
  5. No one else like the man's swagger? I would like to know if you guys have a fav quote... It's probably the 'say what again' thing isnt it.
  6. OOOOOH.... Makes since.
  7. I'd have to binge his films again, like I've done in the past.. but to me he's worked with way too many HOT ASS actresses as a love interest to base his films on that.
  8. Shit gets too repetive I don't see how dj's do this shit.. and I didn't even make the badass main track I'm mixing this into. I feel like i need a lil Mace Windu in there.. but compared to his other roles.. yeah not as much BANG!
  9. Gonna have to disagree with the Waterboy being his best film..The zenith of his career maybe.. I can dig that.
  10. I'm honestly pretty partial to purple.. but it's never looked good on this SN Like I said it looks good on you though. owo
  11. gggghosts!!! ::spin::
  12. I have a whole slue of these after watching Youtube gamers play some hilariously themed indie games, but I'll start with this one. "I think In A Minute Or So I'll Explode" is full of racist undertones, and if I had to guess what the theme they were going for is I'd say it's a satire of the brutalities of those with communist/socialist agendas.. Anyway.. It's surprisingly fun and addictive. https://hangedman.itch.io/itiamosiwe
  13. aint this about a bitch..
  14. FIVE MOTHS?? I only got 3 'n' a half.
  15. How much we talkin' I'm honestly a bit tapped out atm A moth flew out of my wallet yesterday.
  16. It looks good on you.
  17. I promise it wont hurt/ [soundcloud] [/soundcloud]
  18. but I took a shower and everything. Why wont you love me?
  19. This whole place is looking like a dumpster fire. I should go.
  20. are killing my buzz. another 5 minutes and the place'll probably be covered in deep blue. I'm having flashbacks from ASMB. ::spin::
  21. That was just my D I had to take a piss.
  22. but it makes me feel cold, and lonely. Somebody hold me. :-\
  23. Big Macs, and well Mcdonalds in general. I just found out that theres a 1000 dollar royalty... (maybe it was a 100 cant remember) that mcdonalds gives popular rappers just for mentioning the word "Big MAc" in their tracks.
  24. Nobody? nothin'? figured.. Well atleast tell me what you think of the verse I'm rehersing.. It ends right at that natural pause in the beat where I put the SLJ quote. Don't know how to make an intro, but I'll hit this shit like Shinto Pray to the cresendo; have it hacked like the Nintendo; Switch it up as simple as I roll a cigarillo; back into a blunt from the skin like I'm a real pro; on this microphone like umm; yes sir, roger, wilco; I'm a soldier droppin bombs; and I'd say to dodge my missile but, I know you probably want it like "aww come on bring the dildo!" I got some master balls but they didn't come from Silph Co. These rappers have some bars, but they hit me weak like pillows; always dog me hard, but when I spit they weep like willows snakes in the grass/ get on my plane and I'll kill you; Samuel L; Jackson cant even act the way I feel you; stupid mothafuckas; you never foot the bill, but what comes around goes around; you cannot cheat the till; hit the bong like cheech 'n' chong, but at least I keep it real; some of y'all are 'in poverty' but ya never miss a meal, actin' hard livin large like the kid from Mission Hill, but I bet you bling and blong when I hit you in the grill; chill
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