PhilosipherStoned

My neighbor mowed my front lawn the other day when he did his.. and when I thanked him he brought up the fact that I have crab grass..or it came up because I barely bought this house. Anyway more power to you if you want to beautify your yard.. sod it up and fertilize your trees, and decorate the shit, but I have more important projects to deal with and I've already poured alot of money into this property. Fools just gonna have to deal with his neighbors yard making him look bad atm

I made too much money. I didn't get a return this year.

for some reason this song has always hit me. I actually got to go to a Neil Diamond concert one time, but It wasnt really a choice..

Sounds like an awesome plan actually. I dont have pizza, but I had plenty of barbecue earlier. I'm definately good on the beer part though, and I should be atleast 2 or three episodes behind on dbz super so I might throw them on.. I honestly like to be behind on it since they like to throw some bullshit filler in that takes up 99 percent of the episode when theres something major suppose to happen.

Your mama sucks.

what's a normal person?

I can relate.

lend me yours.

That's just the intro the rap picks up after that... That beat does strange things to my mind and it makes the writing hard to pick back up after I stop. I'm still trying to pick up where I left off. Guess I better put the headphones on and pick up the mic. I'm sure I'm gonna have to make adjustments before this is over. S:

Too blurry hard to identify. but it could be a hobo or house spider... A small one if so. Or baby wolf spider it's just way to hard to tell from the picture... If it's a hobo spider it's kind of bad news because their venoms simular to that of the brown recluse.

Starts with a haiku. Time to write the ultimate Haiku I'm Murimasa with this demon blade; no strike two...

I like this feeling and I now remember why I hate it at the same time. I want to hear it..I barely started it and the flow already kind of got out of hand. Time to put it to the ear test. O0

lol... It shouldn't matter how old it is. If you dump the whole can on him I'm sure he'll cry. Word of advice.. Avoid spraying it indoors if you can.

get some pepper spray/

I feel bad for it.

no but it has been well-used by me. The guy I bought it from took WAY better care of it.

do et.

Neither could I usually if I remember correctly, but I only ever took part in those when I was bored af and nothing else was moving on the boards.

Someone messaged me wondering if I could invite him on soundcloud, but I think he deleted his account. I don't remember what is soundcloud name was anyway.. Pretty sure I sent a message to the wrong guy. Oh well the guy I sent the link to seems like he might have a few unevenedges..

There's a Starbucks in your hood.

I left my old hometown and came back then decided to buy a house./ Regrets

Probably not on the first date.

I've got too much shit on my mind to spit in two da six lines, but for you Ill give this stupid shit a try, You Got a tune or mix? I'll rhyme it like some tuna fish on rye or Ludacris and Mike Ive got so much shit to do the list is glued on all the mics my room is too damn quiet though need some music for the mind so soon I think Ill write just to soothe the beast inside.

I rarely remember dreams about sex.. I didn't even read the op I guess. but good sex is like a dream anyway for me because it's hard to recall the details after I think sex usually happens in my dreams along with a a lot of ridiculously crazy shit so it's harder to recall. not sure if it happened along with the dream I just posted or not but recently I did have a dream with two girls getting naked on the couch with me...and there was more, but when I woke up i was desperately tring to remember what their bodies and faces looked like let alone what we did.

I miss having fucked up dreams... well actually now that I think about I've had a few crazy ones recently. I don't know if any of you were tracking on the fact that early this year NASA had put out that a large asteroid might actually be on a direct course for earth...and of course it was made clear they also said there was really no way to be sure if it will enter the atmosphere or something, but there was alot of internet buzz about it. I remember also they were saying for a while if it did hit would be more or less on my birthday. I went to sleep not too long after I heard and I wasn't really freaked out or anything, but I had a dream about it set in this VERY VERY small old west kinda town out in the middle of no where where my grandparents lived. The first thing I remember is the ground shaking and like the craziest echoed explosion sound ever... and I was standing by one of the roads that connects this blip of a town to the highways... and the first thing I saw come into view was a man in a suit running with a briefcase and looking over his shoulder like "oh fuck o fuck o fuck!" After he made it passed me there was a whole stampede of casually dressed (every day people) running and screaming hysterically. The funniest thing was my reaction was kinda just like meh. :|and I just kinda turned the opposite direction while the sky was turning all kinds of fucked up colors and whatever else was going on. It's hard to recall in detail, but apparently my brain was preparing me for impact and I didn't really give a fuck.