PhilosipherStoned

I've done that before..but never when I was preparing meals for others.. Kind of like Still Me I've had plenty of training along the years to know better.. I'm just a mangy animal and I don't mind taking my chances if it's just me.. Also I try not to.. but most of the time I I have to taste test my shit before I want to offer it to anybody else so I've gotten used to scooping up smoldering bits of food straight from my pans/skillets.. often with regrets even if I find it's not done.. Cross contamination possibilities then make me blast the utensils, and shit of course if I find it's not done. What I'm getting at is I've been so hungry, and had hungry guests I've had to be like.. "no definitely not fucking done..Meanwhile I'm like I hope I don't get salmonella now or something..

Well Skiles that's kind of how I've looked at it for a while...but it still doesn't change the fact that the federal government places it on the same schedule as meth herion, and crack... I failed a drug test once in my many years of being partial to the substance, and it made me feel like complete shit.. especially being law enforcement at the time so that's only reinforceed my beliefs that new, and more lenient legislation needs to be passed.. It should be treated as alcohol is , and I don't think anyone can change my mind about that.

Me, but I have an oven that's pretty contemporary, and pretty digital. I bought it new from a place that was probably overpriced at the time.. My mom keeps giving me shit about not keeping it clean enough.. Anyway, I mean that's what recipes, and instructions are for.. achieving the same result everytime much like a scientific expiriment.. If you have nothing better to do than watch some shit cook maybe you don't need instructions, but most people these days don't like to babysit their meal the whole time they're cooking so that's what the whole pre-heating thing is about.

alcohol is as much of a drug as marijuana is at least.. Both are readily absorbed and processed by the human body probably due to evolution, but whatevs.. If I could smoke bud during my job transitions it would help me so much... I've been dead tired of the whole weed prohibition since I was old enough to know better so I just wish the fed government here in the U.S. would end the shit.

lol I've never heard an old person do that.

butt hurt probably idk.. I decided too drink today. Probably a bad decision since I started early, but fuck it. I love licorice though.. Fun fact it's supposed to help you decrease your sex drive if your naturally horny as fuck.. Kind of like chocolate helps you do the opposite a bit..

Not sure what those are honestly.. but I've been too busy trying to un-trigger to be be triggered by something here. That word is getting kind of tired for me honestly.

cheers, and good vibes~

Not bad I guess. Drunkenfist is a real art this guy needs to get with or something though.

Everything here is shit posts honestly so what the hell is the problem other than someone on the internet you don't like made a post? I havent seen DD here be antagonistic in any way in years probably..

I try not to have them, but at very rough times during hard jobs I've worked.. A cigarette or two, and a java monster goes a long way. wake and bakes are for days off if you ask me.

I still havent heard a call back from that manager.. but I think he's the one that manages the night stockers and he was so tired or lupe he was more or less b.s.ing with me through the interview.. He had the wrong application when he called me to walk me through the store and said. " So I see you used to be a dishwasher how was your work ethic when you were washing those dishes.." I was like what? I think you have the wrong application let me tell you my name again. He might've went with someone else, and I really hope not because that would pay well enough to keep me a float I believe..and if I got hired for it I'd definitely tell the insurance company that's trying to make me their little bitch boy on a bike to fuck off.. I have a lot to think about and it's cold, and rainy..

MAybe I should just get drunk,,,

Well it is Saturday.. I almost forgot.

I mean I figured it had something to do with burning fish but what does that have to do with being black? Trying to say they were slave cooks or something?

true

There's nothing really note worthy going on in my life unfortunately.

A little bit of this atmosphere has been going a long way for me as well.

I mean the entire joke in the op. Were they bad at their job because they burnt the fish they were cooking.. I don't get it./

Is his name Beerus?

I didn't notice. My situational awareness is shot today. I also have no idea where he's going with that pun if it's supposed to be one.

Hersheys is the best you're not alone brother. I like the dark chocolate the most.

I go to Dairy Queen a lot for their chicken strip box if I don't want to cook or I'm feeling indecisive about what to eat. I don't really have a favorite. I prefer home cooked meals/ cookouts anyway of course.