PhilosipherStoned

The movie must've not done well in the box office or something. I didn't know about it until I found it online. It's a little cheesy, but altogether it's a good combination of low brow comedy, and action.

Not really, but I was joking when I was acting like I give a fuck what you forward me. Most of the shit I've seen anyway. I'll just close the shit, and report you if you keep it up though..because you disgust me.

Hell yeah I do. This shit reminds me of a movie.

You've reached a new low while I've been away I see. This thread isn't even imaginably topical. NO PUN.. intended. >_> Might I suggest a few leeks against the face and a sit on the Judas chair good sir?

I mean is the horse used as a primary means of transportation? That's the only way I could see this maybe being possible, and still.. I'd say there has to be more than one person..or more to the point...horse making it an issue. Still regardless it made for a pretty hilarious thread. Maybe the horse is purposely shitting on your mailbox as a checkpoint.. Unless you've failed to wipe off the original shit, and have been working around it lol.

The joke did seem like a bit of stretch.. at least in text form, but I can see where you're goin' with this statement.

This may be one for rants if you guys with the remote control want to move it.. I shouldn't have signed up for this is what I'm thinking though. Every time I need a job some insurance company always calls me for an interview so I thought it might be worth looking into.. Though now that I think about it, if the positions like this didn't always have turnover rates out the roof they wouldn't ALWAYS be the first to call me would they? idk.

Man.. I'm really second guessing myself over getting into this.. Selling anything especially door to door like this company wants me doing just sounds lame.. I already have another interview, and the job might only pay minimum wage, but I'd rather have a steady income I can budget off of than depend on something that pays based soley on commisions. This company pays a 45% commission rate which seems crazy... I'm too poor minded to fuck with crap like this though. AND I have to pay like $110+ out of pocket myself just to buy an online course, and pay for "state background checks etc.. I met an older guy thay gave me his card while he was going door to door just doing this.. and according to the hiring manager he made 10,000 in one week doing this.. That guy told me he had no door to door sales experience prior, and was actually high up in the management chain at a fast food restuarant prior to starting..That whole takes money to make money thing is something I get.. I just don't know if I'm in the right position to be trying something like that. Plus this job requires constant travel, and I found out after they had me sign the paperwork I'm going to have to pay my own hotel fees.. I know a lot of companies reinburse you for shit like that, AND I know literally everything I pay for while doing this can be written off my taxes, but still... The risk assessment here seems sketchy to me. I wish I didn't already pay for this fucking online course.. It goes over all legal stipulations involving insurance a lot of which probably isn't common sense.. It still seems like a waste of money to me though.

Seems I've found a beat that helps me overload the tempo with words like tech nine/eminem do a lot, but much respect to both of the writers..especially if they still have no help designing this shit.. Where to start, and where to stop.. When you're trying to vent, and write rap to be at least somewhat structured while being the only MC... The fuck. Also I might be an insurance agent soon, I accepted a job offer from some fucks that havent even required me to leave my house yet, but I've been studying to take an exam that will get me licensed to sell insurance in my state.. Here is the proper meme to describe the process so far... Some second thoughts are happening with that.. so if you have experience in working for an insurer I appreciate your thoughts. I'll just be a contractor/ sales agent.. so, it seems risky. I already paid for the exam fee though.. Only because I hate being unemployed, and having to rely on my street smarts.. something is better than nothing right... I've never worked a job that pays based SOLEY on commissions. I'd like to hear some thoughts from anybody here who's worked a position like this. Especially in insurance.

I wish it wasn't honestly.. but what else could it be, stupidity is part of the ladder so I never see the reason why he's constantly taken so lightheartedly. Poes are just as ignorant as the the shit they reflect when they're as persistent as Zenigundam.

@Professah Tex

I'm not as scared of it as a lot of people tend to be... but that's only because I've met a lot of people that HAVE trucked through it.. in their shoes I'm not sure how I'd fair that being said.

Yes..quite.. I wish I could say stretches of road like that didn't always make me feel like a nervous pod racer Anakin Skywalker, but I can't.. probably because I'm usually less composed.. Where I'm at now though there's a lot of refurbishing to done, and some roads like that have no visible lines, and loads of people not giving any fucks..

Maybe the cheese IS the key to white power.. like boondocks. Idk I'm pretty sure I always get cheeseburgers when ordering fast food... That cheese though. I swear. Like a swiss cheese burger... You can taste ALL that difference. enough food erotica for me though. It's getting late. Just so you people know I havent even had THC in my system this year yet... Still this shit is givin' me the munchies.

I only say that because on a burger I often don't even think about it. O_o

The cheese is like...

Same I need to take some.. I could probably fish up a bearded contractor pic I had to take for my tech job.. I remember asking the manager since he was like we just need a pic.. Too much military I was like I can have a beard for this license pic. Hells yeah.

Let's call it "net nuetrality" on a micro-level. Not everybody that wishes to remain anonymous has nefarious purposes in mind. The ones that do are often transparent as f anyway.

Man they feed soldiers that shit in U.S field ops and basics training all the time.. Since soldiers often choose to starve over eating the shit there is a surplus and I've seen them advertised gimmickly in public markets before..

I don't even think he does that music anymore.. He has some vids on youtube, and even some live performance vids.. but he did "acid techno" He liked the rave scene mostly, but he was pretty intelligent none the less. His techno set up was insane, he'd build this shit from scratch, and experiment as well for a lot of different tracks.

PORNOJUMPSTART..I still have his actual facebook, and we talk from time to time. He might even like this place, but when I mentioned I still talk to you all he said he wasn't interested, but his reasons were more due to the "robocops" and strict cartoonnetwork policy of the old boards than anything else. He also said something like it's too easy to get into drama on other social media, and the shit that happens here got tired to him. He missed all the transitions that happened after the asmb went down though.

lol the macros.. I was aproaching owl when I met a guy that was just getting into music production knew how to play with HTML filters as much as I did.. We got together and built some shit that was so colorful people started to get mad. Complaining it was too hard on the eyes. That was the peak of my nostalgia though..

All I get from this thread is the average UEMB user loves dick and dick related material./ I didn't go into it expecting to learn something though 2/5 I'll rate it as a whole.

I don't usually like puppet shows. Boss shark puppet though.